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The Marine Corps Marathon

Posted on 10/23/17 at 8:57 pm
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 8:57 pm
We just had another edition of this fine run yesterday and I thought I'd bring you some finishing times of famous people who have run this. Maybe it will motivate you to start training.

Source: LINK

Clarence Thomas, currently a Supreme Court Justice, ran the MCM in 1980 at age 32. He finished in a *very* good time of 3:11:00. That's about how Lance Armstrong did in the NYC Marathon and deserves serious respect.

John Edwards, former VP candidate and overall sleazeball, finished in 3:30:18.

Oprah Winfrey did it in 4:29:15. Drew Carey finished in 4:37:11.

If Oprah and Drew Carey can do it, you can too. Get off your fat arse, join a local club and start running.
Posted by nc14
La Jolla
Member since Jan 2012
28193 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 8:58 pm to
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Oprah and Drew Carey
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fat arse
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
42488 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 9:05 pm to
I don't get the appeal of long distance running
Posted by Tunasntigers92
The Boot
Member since Sep 2014
23658 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 9:06 pm to
Clarence Thomas is fat as frick now.
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
15639 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 9:06 pm to
Blue Angels Widow

Another good story to hear.



RIP Kooch
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 9:07 pm to
Marathon died. I'll stick to my puny 5Ks.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24586 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 9:07 pm to
Suck my dick
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
14802 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 9:08 pm to
What are we running from?
Posted by ell_13
Member since Apr 2013
85043 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 9:08 pm to
It not being easy is the main point. The challenge and the time goals are why most people do it. I do it because my wife is a triathlete and it means we can compete together. Also, some races are actually fun like Disney.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35498 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 9:09 pm to
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join a local club and start running.

Nah, it fricks with my smoking.
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
18176 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 9:09 pm to
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Get off your fat arse, join a local club and start running.



Don't tell me what to do


From me (and Lieutenant Dan)
Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
19692 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 9:12 pm to
quote:

start running.


I hated running when I was paid to do it in the military and I hate it equally as much still today.
Posted by pjab
Member since Mar 2016
5647 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 9:13 pm to
I watched it a few years ago. Very inspirational. I saw a double leg amputee carry his broken bike over his shoulder and another guy on what looked like an office chair pushing with ski poles.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117720 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 9:25 pm to
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Get off your fat arse



And run all day til the running’s done?

No thanks. I ran enough. I’d rather walk 6 hours than run for 3. And, have some semblance of a knee when I’m 65.
Posted by ell_13
Member since Apr 2013
85043 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 9:43 pm to
I’ve already had a knee surgery. What’s a few more?
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117720 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 9:44 pm to
Patellar tendon?
Posted by ell_13
Member since Apr 2013
85043 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 9:46 pm to
Meniscus
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 9:54 pm to
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And, have some semblance of a knee when I’m 65.


Never met a runner with serious knee injuries. Met a bunch of fat frickers who were the tits as back-up offensive linemen in highschool who wear a knee brace to go bowling....
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 10:46 pm to
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Also, some races are actually fun like Disney


I'm sorry, but running isn't what pops into my head when I think of the word "fun".
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62800 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 11:00 pm to
For those who have no idea, anything sub 4 hours is a quality run for the every day folks.
Even Oprah at 4:29 is not too bad.

Marathons will test everything you have. And as they say, getting to the starting line is harder than the race itself.

You really need to run about 400+ miles over the 4 months prior in training to run a marathon.
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