The Chronicles of Vengeanceofrain

I have a little time so I've decided I'm going to start a thread outlining some of the wildest shite I've seen / situations I've been in over the years. I will put each story in it's own post but I don't have time to do all the ones I want to do tonight but will do some. If you have specific questions feel free to ask.



November 17th, 2006


Now for you to understand the significance e of this story you have to understand that when I woke up on November 17th, I had never done a hard drug in my life. Ever. I barley drank. This all happens in a span of 24 hours from Noon November 17th to Noon November 18th.



I distinctly remember this day, because it was the friday before thanksgiving / the friday before the Arkansas / LSU game that year. I was 23 years old and I was living in Sieta Keys, Florida at the time. I had a job selling cars at the time and we were doing a tent sale in Bradenton, FL, not far at all from IMG Academy. So I met this girl who needs a car and she has shite credit but she has a OT 10 body even though her face was meh and she gives off this I take it in the arse vibe so I'm doing my best to get her in a car. She was 29 years old.


So eventually we call her mom who as it turns out, also had shitty credit, but slightly less shittier than her daughters, and with her shite trade in which was barely worth $1,000 and both of them on the loan we got them approved for a slightly used 06 Chevy Cobalt.


So they are so happy I was able to get her in a car she gives me a kiss on the cheek and offers to take me to get lunch and me being the salesman that I am I'm like frick that lol, you're taking me out on a fricking date. So now I'm campaigning with the mom to get a date lol and she agrees to come pick me up that night in the car I just sold her.


So I'm staying here LINK / that was being paid for by my boss, for a reason I will get into in a separate story lol, I get off work, I get changed, she shows up. Looking good I might say. We go down to SKOB and get drinks and hang out and I decided I want pizza so we leave there and go next door and I get something to eat. Then we leave there and go back to the Tiki Hut at the resort I was staying at. I had fricked the bartender who was like 40 lol a few weeks previously and she was pissy I was there with someone else, so I suggested we leave and go somewhere else.


So we decide to go to the beach I like the beach. So while I'm driving her car, she breaks out a white bag and lines up a line of coke and asks do I mind, and me not wanting to look like a prude was like not at all. It's your car, you can do what you want.


So we get to the beach and by now she's high as a kite, lines up a line on her stomach and tells me to snort it off of her. By now i've consumed quite a bit of alcohol myself and i'm like, frick it lol. After about 5 mins, we both look at each other, didn't say one word to each other, headed to the car and raced back home. I've never had sex that good in my life to this day I killed that girl and she took it like a champ.


So, it's about midnight now, we ran through what little coke she had and while i'm feeling good, i'm not mad or anything and i'm like hey you got any more of that shite lol this is fun lol. I was making a killing at tent sales clocking 3-5k a week and had no bills i had money to burn. So she calls a guy and the guy comes over and he's like I don't have any coke but I will give you an 8 ball of hard for 100 dollars. I, being a complete noob, play it off like i know that's a great deal and buy it lol. I'm high, drunk and horny and just want ot keep fricking this girl so let the good times roll.


Now, this is important. He goes into the bathroom for like 1 min, the comes out with the dope. She doesn't know anything about hard either so I call a car sales college of mine staying a few doors down and ask him how to smoke crack because i knew he did, so he goes to the gas station and gets a stem and some brillo and shows us how to do it. i broke him off some explaining that i'm trying to frick this girl and he can't stay. So I got like 2.5 left. We are geeked the frick out, she gave me the longest blow job i've ever had in my life.


So, like 2 hours pass. it's like 3am in the morning, we're both high. i'm hearing shite. I'm hearing aliens talking to me. But then I hear a knock on the door. And I knew, like i wasn't hearing that, that was a real knock on the door like, a police open the fricking door knock on the door. I look outside and it's 2 detectives. So I motion to hear to hide the dope and she is so high she puts half a towel over it and leaves it out on the dresser lol.


So the detectives come in and the first thing he says is, I know you're doing drugs, we don't care, we're homicide. That's all I needed to hear, I was like tell me what the frick you need man lol I'm here. He asks did a guy that look is like this come by earlier and I was like yeah. She was trying to protect him and i was like girl frick him lol this is a homicide and i'm not going to jail the first day i ever EVER did drugs in my life over some sh it like this lol. He asks did the guy look or do anything suspicious while he was here I was like well he did go in the bathroom for no apparent reason he didn't flush the toilet or anything. They looked in there and came out with a handgun I don't know or care what kind but it was apparently the murder weapon. Basically, dude had just killed someone, came by her to serve the girl the dope, hid the weapon in our bathroom and took off.


That shite sobered me up really quick and I decided you know what, I probably need to leave this isn't the place for me lol. So; I call my dad at 4am in the morning, who worked for Continental air lines at the time now united, and tell him to get me on the next fricking flight back to little rock first thing in the morning, don't ask questions lol just do it. He calls me back in an hour and tells me to be at the airport at 8:30am.


The girl, is still sitting there smoking the shite, I tell her I'm about to get some cigarettes from the gas station i'll be right back (I didn't even smoke at the time lol), I didn't even pack, I had bought an old 93 cutless from this widow for $600, i got in my car, went to the airport, left the car at the airport, left her arse in the hotel room and got my arse home.



That took longer than I thought to write i will continue tomorrow