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re: Telling a girls parents you creampie her on a daily basis is socially unacceptable...
Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:28 am to DavidTheGnome
Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:28 am to DavidTheGnome
Would you tell someone at a funeral "sorry about your loss" or "sorry to hear your relative blew his brains out."?
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Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:28 am to LCA131
Speaking of.........did you find an extra sock in your room last time you got for from the mountain house?
Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:29 am to mikelbr
You gross brah
I always imagined just asking if a chick wants to get pregnant, and then going about our daily activities. Yall make it sound like you have to actually try. Maybe the stress of trying is the reason that people are so unsuccessful. Do chicks believe thinking harder about it makes it work better? Do you need to start having upside down sex?
Just frick and don't pull out. That's not a chore. You don't have to put in any extra effort. Don't need to change anything if you're having sex like you should be if you are breeding age
I always imagined just asking if a chick wants to get pregnant, and then going about our daily activities. Yall make it sound like you have to actually try. Maybe the stress of trying is the reason that people are so unsuccessful. Do chicks believe thinking harder about it makes it work better? Do you need to start having upside down sex?
Just frick and don't pull out. That's not a chore. You don't have to put in any extra effort. Don't need to change anything if you're having sex like you should be if you are breeding age
Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:30 am to yellowfin
Purple and gold argyle? Is that yours, you little scamp?
Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:30 am to mikelbr
Someone paid attention during NFP class.
Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:30 am to East Coast Band
Didn't we already have a thread about granny choking on a johnson (allegedly)
Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:30 am to ZappBrannigan
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Sex=chore does not compute
It makes more sense if you have been trying for years to get pregnant. It's part of why infertility can possibly take a huge toll on a marriage.
Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:31 am to lsunurse
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just stuck to those ovulation kits. May be more expensive....but doesn't involve sticky fingers.
What the shite is the fun in this?
Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:31 am to DavidTheGnome
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but telling them you are trying for a baby is cause for celebration.
This also depends on the context. If you're both 25, married, and gainfully employed, yeah. If she's 16, you're still 25, and roll on to the scene in full sleeve tats and a flatbill, not so much.
Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:32 am to mikelbr
That is disgusting. I insisted on ovulation kits and a turkey baster.
Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:33 am to B Hubby
Thanks link for making my infertility a joke.
Why don't you post as link anymore btw?
Why don't you post as link anymore btw?
Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:33 am to lsunurse
From what I've seen IRL, stress is the biggest factor in chicks not getting pregnant.
My aunt tried for years to have kids. Went to all of the doctors and did all of the shite. Gave up....pregnant a month later. She has five kids now
My aunt tried for years to have kids. Went to all of the doctors and did all of the shite. Gave up....pregnant a month later. She has five kids now
Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:34 am to mikelbr
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I've been at everything from tailgates to weddings and heard a couple standing around sayin, "nothing stuck so far but we're a tryin'"
Seems pretty risky to tell random people that you're trying. What if you have infertility issues and now you have every person you know constantly asking about it?
Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:35 am to lsunurse
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It makes more sense if you have been trying for years to get pregnant. It's part of why infertility can possibly take a huge toll on a marriage.
Eh nurse you have great opinions on things but as a man who loves sex on a borderline addiction type level, I could never see it as a chore. Even if its been years of trying. That just means im getting it in multiple times a day and well that at least for me, would never get old lol...
Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:35 am to yellowfin
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My wife gets off the pill and is knocked up the next day.
Do you usually have any idea who the father is?
This post was edited on 5/9/17 at 10:38 am
Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:36 am to Hammertime
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My aunt tried for years to have kids. Went to all of the doctors and did all of the shite. Gave up....pregnant a month later. She has five kids now
It's science, folks. Where the heck is Bill Nye?
Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:37 am to LouisianaLady
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Seems pretty risky to tell random people that you're trying. What if you have infertility issues and now you have every person you know constantly asking about it?
Didn't know infertility was anything to be ashamed of
I'm clipped, so people know I'm spraying guts
Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:38 am to DavidTheGnome
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Telling a girls parents you creampie her on a daily basis is socially unacceptable...but telling them you are trying for a baby is cause for celebration.
Saw on Reddit, found it thought provoking.
Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:40 am to Thib-a-doe Tiger
Yeah I hate that infertility has to be such a taboo topic. Like me talking about it will cause others to "catch" it.
It's stressful and even more so if you have to hide it like some shameful secret. Being able to be open about it makes it easier for me at least. Plus....I am able to gain more support from my friends about it. They don't have to feel awkward talking about their kids around me like it will upset me. Cause we openly talk about it and they already know I'm happy for them and love hearing about their babies.
It's stressful and even more so if you have to hide it like some shameful secret. Being able to be open about it makes it easier for me at least. Plus....I am able to gain more support from my friends about it. They don't have to feel awkward talking about their kids around me like it will upset me. Cause we openly talk about it and they already know I'm happy for them and love hearing about their babies.
Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:40 am to TigerstuckinMS
You're a page late for that joke
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