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Posted on 9/28/16 at 6:06 pm to
Posted by mikrit54
Robeline
Member since Oct 2013
8664 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 6:06 pm to
A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 6:08 pm to
A dyslexic walked into a rab . . . .
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 6:09 pm to
Bumper sticker spotted in College Station:

Honk if I'm an Aggie.
Posted by gamatt53
Member since Nov 2010
4934 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 6:09 pm to
What do you call all of the weird useless skin around the vagina?















The woman
This post was edited on 9/28/16 at 6:23 pm
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
22910 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 6:10 pm to
Yo mamas so fat when she walks in front of the tv we miss 20 minutes of the movie
This post was edited on 9/28/16 at 6:11 pm
Posted by bbrownso
Member since Mar 2008
8985 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 6:12 pm to
A mother cow and her 3 calfs are in a barn.

One calf asks,
quote:

"Mommy, why is my name Rose?"

quote:

"Well darling, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head so we called you Rose."


Another calf asks,
quote:

"Mommy, why am I called Daisy?"

quote:

"Well, sweet child, when you were born a daisy petal landed on your head."


The third calf says,
quote:

"BLURHGADAFHADA!"

quote:

"Oh, shut up Cinderblock!"
Posted by pbro62
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2016
11379 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 6:28 pm to
Hillary Clinton is honest
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25490 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 6:44 pm to
Mizzoukillz is an actual person.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 6:46 pm to
You're going to die penniless and alone.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
203072 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 6:47 pm to
I am great at predictions......
Posted by meangene323
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
810 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 6:55 pm to
CatsGoneWild.....take off your pants and look down....your so tells me that always makes her laugh.
Posted by lsusportsman2
Member since Oct 2007
27232 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 6:59 pm to
quote:

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."


This one takes the cake.
Posted by CatsGoneWild
Pigeon forge, Tennessee
Member since Jan 2008
13321 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 7:45 pm to
All these jokes were meh
Posted by Rekrul
Member since Feb 2007
7956 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 7:51 pm to
Your mama is so fat, her nickname is DAYUUUUM
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
126962 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 7:56 pm to
A skeleton walks into a bar.

The bartender asks, "What can I getcha'?"

The skeleton says, "Bring me a beer......and a mop."
Posted by TechDawg2007
Bawville
Member since Nov 2007
32249 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 8:05 pm to
When someone says something totally stupid or dumb you reply with the following:

"Out of 10 million sperm it's hard to believe YOU were the fastest one"
Posted by tigersbh
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2005
10287 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 8:07 pm to
Here are the demands of the Charlotte protesters.

Another laugher
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
38235 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 8:10 pm to
You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes
Posted by Melvin Spellvin
proud dad of 2 A&M honor grads
Member since Jul 2015
1676 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 8:13 pm to
OR "its not hard to believe that the best part of you dripped down the crack of your mother's arse"...
This post was edited on 9/28/16 at 8:18 pm
Posted by tigersbh
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2005
10287 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 8:17 pm to
quote:

Hillary Clinton is honest


We have a winner!
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