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Tigerbait357
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Teen Mauled While Trying To Kiss Captive Lion
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A teenager has been mauled by a captive lion after she tried to kiss the animal through the bars at a South African wildlife park.

Lauren Fagen, of Montreal, suffered severe flesh wounds when the male lion dragged her feet and legs into the enclosure at Moholoholo Wildlife Rehabilitation Centre.



brewhan davey
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re: Teen Mauled While Trying To Kiss Captive Lion
Natural selection


okietiger
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re: Teen Mauled While Trying To Kiss Captive Lion
BUT HE LOOKED SO CUTE AND INNOCENT


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she tried to kiss the animal through the bars at a South African wildlife park



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GEAUXT
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Natural selection


yep.


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JJ27
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re: Teen Mauled While Trying To Kiss Captive Lion
She deserves it for being fricking stupid.


lordguill
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re: Teen Mauled While Trying To Kiss Captive Lion
#yolo


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OMLandshark
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re: Teen Mauled While Trying To Kiss Captive Lion
Shocking that real lions don't spend all day eating bugs and singing about having no worries.


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diddydirtyAubie
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re: Teen Mauled While Trying To Kiss Captive Lion
Life of Pi


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Kcrad
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re: Teen Mauled While Trying To Kiss Captive Lion
That's why a 50 lb housecat is a bad idea.


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Casty McBoozer
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re: Teen Mauled While Trying To Kiss Captive Lion
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A teenager has been mauled by a captive lion after she tried to kiss the animal through the bars at a South African wildlife park.




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RBWilliams8
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re: Teen Mauled While Trying To Kiss Captive Lion
It was a good lion. We have never seen any signs of aggression.


Kcrad
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It was a good lion. We have never seen any signs of aggression.


Probably just playing.


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Rouge
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Wanted to one-up paige for kissing the largest pussy


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mtntiger
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An 18-year-old did something THAT stupid?

Seriously, I'm glad she survived, but I pray to God that she NEVER becomes a parent.


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Turkey_Creek_Tiger
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re: Teen Mauled While Trying To Kiss Captive Lion
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Natural selection


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DeathValley85
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Damn lion had one shot to make our population smarter and failed. Shoulda taken her OUT.


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Soul Gleaux
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re: Teen Mauled While Trying To Kiss Captive Lion
This story was at the bottom of the page LINK


Ace Midnight
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re: Teen Mauled While Trying To Kiss Captive Lion
The really scary thing about dealing with cats - the only significant differences between "domestic" cats and the great cats are:

1. Size

2. Coloration

3. The ability to roar

So, that means if Mr. Whiskers was say, 60 or 70 pound of American Shorthair, he would just as soon kill you as "kiss" your ugly a$$.


Monday
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re: Teen Mauled While Trying To Kiss Captive Lion
In her defense, she probably has a cat or two at home. They never give her any trouble and give her little kitty smooches all the time!

This lion is OOC IMO. Probably will only get off with probation or something.


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