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re: Teen Caught Making Love to Stuffed Horse in Walmart

Posted on 3/26/15 at 3:19 pm to
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 3:19 pm to
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The defendant then proceeded to hold the stuffed horse’s chest area to his genitals and proceeded to hump the stuffed horse using short fast movements


why was he fricking the chest
Posted by Mootsman
Charlotte, NC
Member since Oct 2012
6024 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 3:22 pm to
Looks like he needs a bath.
Posted by LSUTygerFan
Homerun Village
Member since Jun 2008
33232 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 3:22 pm to
titty fricking?
Posted by BayouBlue386
53298 posts
Member since Mar 2015
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Posted on 3/26/15 at 3:23 pm to
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why was he fricking the chest


I am ashamed to say I thought of the logistics of fricking a stuffed horse...and it makes sense.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67046 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 3:24 pm to
Where did this take place? This article just screams "a Florida man...".
Posted by LSUTygerFan
Homerun Village
Member since Jun 2008
33232 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 3:25 pm to
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Where did this take place?


Walmart in Brooksville, Florida, about 50 miles north of Tampa.

quote:

This article just screams "a Florida man..."


yup
Posted by CockHolliday
Columbia, SC
Member since Dec 2012
4515 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 3:27 pm to
quote:


Look at his face



Looks like that horse kicked him
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
16626 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 3:27 pm to
What a whorse.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39076 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 3:34 pm to
Whinny finished he galloped to the parking lot and told the security guards hay. The horse is in stable condition.

This kid is 19 and reportedly just moved to FL from NJ.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48829 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 3:36 pm to
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The splinters....the damned splinters!


But she's not fat.
Posted by Five0
Member since Dec 2009
11354 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 3:54 pm to
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Contact was made with the defendant directly across the street.


Dispatch be advised, it appears the suspect has come and gone.

You have to make the best of these situations on the radio.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67046 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 4:00 pm to
We're all god's children in the barn
Posted by DrunkerThanThou
Unfortunately Mississippi
Member since Feb 2013
2846 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 4:02 pm to
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 4:15 pm to
quote:

I am ashamed to say I thought of the logistics of fricking a stuffed horse...and it makes sense.


seems like doggie style would make the most sense...at least that's how i would hit a stuffed horse
Posted by Gorilla Fingers
Member since Jul 2011
1553 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 4:25 pm to
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