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Teaching dolphins to speak English
Posted on 2/13/17 at 11:57 pm
Posted on 2/13/17 at 11:57 pm
The dolphin who loved me: the Nasa-funded project that went wrong
Saw this on Reddit and it was too good not to share. Kind of a long read, but this story has everything:
[X] Getting dolphins to talk
[X] Lady who jerks off dolphins
[X] LSD use
[X] Jeff Bridges
[X] Hustler Magazine
[X] Neuroscience
[X] Dubious research ethics
[X] Carl Sagan
[X] Dolphin Suicide
Saw this on Reddit and it was too good not to share. Kind of a long read, but this story has everything:
[X] Getting dolphins to talk
[X] Lady who jerks off dolphins
[X] LSD use
[X] Jeff Bridges
[X] Hustler Magazine
[X] Neuroscience
[X] Dubious research ethics
[X] Carl Sagan
[X] Dolphin Suicide
This post was edited on 2/13/17 at 11:58 pm
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Posted on 2/13/17 at 11:58 pm to Fatty Magoo
If English was good enough for Jesus it's good enough for Dolphins
You know what to do. Bonus points for video
quote:
Lady who jerks off dolphins
You know what to do. Bonus points for video
This post was edited on 2/14/17 at 12:01 am
Posted on 2/14/17 at 12:03 am to Fatty Magoo
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Man and Dolphin extrapolated Mary Lilly's initial observations of dolphins mimicking human voices, right through to teaching them to speak English and on ultimately to a Cetacean Chair at the United Nations, where all marine mammals would have an enlightening input into world affairs, widening our perspectives on everything from science to history, economics and current affairs
Posted on 2/14/17 at 12:04 am to Riseupfromtherubble
So long and thanks for all the fish.
Posted on 2/14/17 at 12:06 am to HempHead
Posted on 2/14/17 at 12:08 am to Fatty Magoo
Posted on 2/14/17 at 12:08 am to Fatty Magoo
Dolphins are smart.
They can even make their own fleshlights
They can even make their own fleshlights
Posted on 2/14/17 at 12:10 am to knight_ryder
That ecstatic grin is frightening.
Posted on 2/14/17 at 12:11 am to knight_ryder
They ain't got no thumbs. How else you supposed to clean that thing
Posted on 2/14/17 at 12:20 am to Fatty Magoo
Reading the article, I definitely got the feeling that she got more freaky with the dolphin than she's letting on.
Posted on 2/14/17 at 12:21 am to Fatty Magoo
I have no idea what you speak of but when Howard Stern interviewed the guy who fell in love with a dolphin I was all fins.
Posted on 2/14/17 at 12:33 am to HempHead
Posted on 2/14/17 at 5:38 am to Rize
quote:
I have no idea what you speak of but when Howard Stern interviewed the guy who fell in love with a dolphin I was all fins.
That dude was creepy AF.
Posted on 2/14/17 at 6:15 am to Fatty Magoo
My wife gives me the dolphin all the time. Any time I try to get frisky she turns around, looks me in the eye, and says "eh eh" while waving the no finger at me.
Posted on 2/14/17 at 7:00 am to Fatty Magoo
Would be nice if most American's were taught to speak english.
Posted on 2/14/17 at 7:11 am to knight_ryder
quote:
Dolphins are smart.
They can even make their own fleshlights
It almost seems like that one did it on porpoise.
Posted on 2/14/17 at 7:16 am to Willie Stroker
I think I recognize that porpoise. His name is Gil. He works at the Shell Station, where I took my Stingray when it was overheating. Gil said he could tell I had blown a seal. I told him to leave my private life out of it and JUST FIX THE CAR. I had to yell......because he's hard of herring.
Posted on 2/14/17 at 7:18 am to Willie Stroker
I remember chatting with Gil. He used to play for the Dolphins. But when I met him he was down on his luck. He could barely keep his head....below water. So I tipped him a fin on the way out and dropped a sand dollar into the box for Jerry's squids....just for the halibut.
Posted on 2/14/17 at 7:19 am to Willie Stroker
After leaving Gil's place at the Shell Station, I obviously needed a drink. So I stopped at the Sandbar. It was a real dive. I ordered a glass of Port. This place was crowded. We were packed in like sardines.
I met this Asian chick. Sweet yellowtail. Her name was Lilly. She was wearing fishnets. Said she was under a lot of pressure. Started saying things I couldn't fathom. It was a deep conversation.
I met this Asian chick. Sweet yellowtail. Her name was Lilly. She was wearing fishnets. Said she was under a lot of pressure. Started saying things I couldn't fathom. It was a deep conversation.
Posted on 2/14/17 at 7:28 am to Fatty Magoo
dolphins? i'd be glad if they could just teach the check out chick at sam's.
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