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re: Superman vs hulk, in a fight, who wins?

Posted on 8/16/17 at 1:56 pm to
Posted by Hook Em Horns
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Posted on 8/16/17 at 1:56 pm to
Look at mr funny guy, I bet you're a blast to hangout with.
Posted by el Gaucho
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Posted on 8/16/17 at 1:57 pm to
Superheros are fake you idiots
Posted by Hook Em Horns
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Posted on 8/16/17 at 1:58 pm to
The next thing you're gonna tell me is wrestling is fake.
Posted by 777Tiger
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Posted on 8/16/17 at 1:58 pm to
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The next thing you're gonna tell me is wrestling is fake.



watch it now!
Posted by Ace Midnight
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Posted on 8/16/17 at 1:59 pm to
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I'm going with superman here. Who is your winner and reasoning.


Different universe rules make this a pretty solid draw. No way Hulk can chase down and overpower Superman (under a yellow sun, anyway), because Superman is too fast, too invulnerable and too strong. Superman can't really overpower Hulk (in Hulk form), because Hulk is too strong, too invulnerable and just gets so much more so as he gets more and more angry.

Posted by Brosef Stalin
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Posted on 8/16/17 at 2:04 pm to
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Saitama would beat them both at the same time and be bored doing it

Saitama vs Squirrel Girl would be a good fight
Posted by RedPants
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Posted on 8/16/17 at 2:06 pm to
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The Hulk is able to throw a singular punch with such a force, ferocity, and speed that he can destroy an entire planet by punching someone standing on it(Incredible Hulks #634), shatter the reality of an entire dimension, or even punch through time (Incredible Hulk #135). He also delivered a punch with such power that it literally lit up an entire universe (Incredible Hulk #126), and he once lifted a “150 billion ton mountain” to save virtually every hero in the Marvel universe, just because he could. (Secret Wars #4)


That's the most overpowered, nonsensical, eye-roll inducing thing I've read today.
Posted by StringedInstruments
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Posted on 8/16/17 at 2:09 pm to
As usual with superheroes, depends on which universe we're talking about.

In a general, non-modified version of each superhero, I'm going with Superman. If he can get his grip on the Hulk, he can launch him into the air at enough velocity for the Hulk to break the atmosphere. Then he suffocates and dies.

On the flip side, I could see The Hulk becoming so angry and powerful in a fight with someone like Superman that he could one-punch Superman into space with enough velocity that Superman is sent too far from the Sun to maintain his powers. I would imagine Superman would take out Hulk before it got to that point though.
Posted by LSUsmartass
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Posted on 8/16/17 at 2:09 pm to
Couldn't superman just thrust him toward a system that's light years away? I wondered about this in the latest superman movie...when he was flying doomsday into space, there was a scene where he hit doomsday and he shot away while they were in space...why didn't superman just return to earth?
Posted by X123F45
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Posted on 8/16/17 at 2:11 pm to
Strictly speaking, the hulk's powers are actually limitless.
Posted by member12
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Posted on 8/16/17 at 2:11 pm to
Superman.
Posted by bountyhunter
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Posted on 8/16/17 at 2:11 pm to
Both Superman and Hulk win if it's televised. The fact is we lose because we are talking about two people containing powers that do not exist.
Posted by Hook Em Horns
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Posted on 8/16/17 at 2:12 pm to
Saitama, lol. Grown up Doug funnie isn't beating anybody.
Posted by LSUsmartass
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Posted on 8/16/17 at 2:14 pm to
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Strictly speaking, the hulk's powers are actually limitless.

The hulk can fly and shoot lasers out of his eyes?
Posted by Mr. Hangover
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Posted on 8/16/17 at 2:15 pm to
Me - because while all you nerds are watching two imaginary superheroes fighting, I'll be smashing your ol ladies
Posted by X123F45
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Posted on 8/16/17 at 2:19 pm to
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The hulk can fly and shoot lasers out of his eyes?



He can jump any distance when mad enough.

He is invulnerable to said lasers.

The hulk, when angry enough, is a truly unstoppable force.

If sufficiently angered, consuming a planet seems silly. In theory, he could consume a star.
This post was edited on 8/16/17 at 2:20 pm
Posted by tipup
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Posted on 8/16/17 at 2:22 pm to
I'm going with the Hulk because he is colored. In today's world, if you are colored-you win!
Posted by SCLSUMuddogs
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Posted on 8/16/17 at 2:24 pm to
Which superman?

Flying + Laser vision = no contest

Leap tall building in a single bound? Toss up

Posted by Dam Guide
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Posted on 8/16/17 at 2:28 pm to
What about who can kill the most innocent civilians in a movie?

I'm going with Supe.
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
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Posted on 8/16/17 at 2:30 pm to
Easy.

Superman pulls Hulk into orbit, where Hulk passes out due to lack of air.

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