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Stupid weeny trades $50k worth of bologna for crack

Posted on 4/23/15 at 8:29 am
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34412 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 8:29 am
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quote:

Bowen had been hired to deliver more than $50,000 worth of lunch meat in Alabama and Florida.


When the meat was not delivered, officers found Bowen and the truck at a Memphis service station. The trailer was in a nearby storage facility with about a third of the lunch meat missing.

Bowen told police he stopped at the service station three days earlier and "inadvertently" traded the rig to two men who offered him crack cocaine.


I hope it wasn't the bologna with cheese in it.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 8:31 am to
ISWYDT
Posted by Tiger Nation 84
Member since Dec 2011
36518 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 9:05 am to
Just when you thought you've heard it all.
Posted by When in Rome
Telegraph Road
Member since Jan 2011
35543 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 9:22 am to
He really butchered that delivery
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65712 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 9:26 am to
Truck driver offers his meat to someone at a truck stop in Memphis? What could go wrong?

He is smiling like a BOSS in the picture.

Got High
frick Y'all.

Posted by lsu2006
BR
Member since Feb 2004
39980 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 9:27 am to
quote:

Bowen told police he stopped at the service station three days earlier and "inadvertently" traded the rig to two men who offered him crack cocaine.

Whoopsie daisies!!!
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78099 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 9:28 am to
doesn't matter, got high

the human race is doomed. dude is happy as a damn clam in that mugshot.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66948 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 9:29 am to
Did the bologna have a first name?
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
22434 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 9:32 am to
I click on every link you post waiting for it to lead me to some "Weird shite USA" website that curates weird shite and its always some local site. How are you finding this stuff? Also, if you are simply finding this stuff at its original source, you need to start curating a website haha.
Posted by tigerstripedjacket
This side of the wall
Member since Sep 2011
3001 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 9:45 am to
This guy has a major crack in his moral foundation.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78099 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 9:46 am to
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How are you finding this stuff?


the correct question is how is he still alive after the stuff he eats every weekend?
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