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Posted on 3/1/24 at 9:24 pm to Tarps99
quote:
Was it Delores
No, her name was Mulva
Posted on 3/1/24 at 9:30 pm to StickyFingers
Time honored advice when dating a middle-Eastern chick: Harum SCARUM!
Posted on 3/1/24 at 9:31 pm to The Truth 34
So i shouldnt propose ? Lol
Posted on 3/1/24 at 9:32 pm to StickyFingers
quote:”Is your son StickyFingers?” as she was slurping.
What’s the stupidest thing you have said to a girl?
Posted on 3/1/24 at 9:33 pm to Walt OReilly
quote:
I voted for Trump
Most effective contraceptive utterance known to mankind
Posted on 3/1/24 at 9:37 pm to tarzana
You just take aids dick in the arse
How many loads of cum have you digested?
How many loads of cum have you digested?
This post was edited on 3/1/24 at 9:39 pm
Posted on 3/1/24 at 9:46 pm to Friscodog
quote:
Just the tip.
Of my balls
Posted on 3/1/24 at 9:50 pm to StickyFingers
One time, at band camp ..... no, j/k nevermind.
So I picked up this fairly attractive gal at this bar called Hammerheads out on Long Island back in the mid 70s. We were in Huntington but she lived over in West Islip.
When we left the bar she said she wanted to go back to my apartment .... which, naturally I assumed I was going to score. But about two miles down the road she got stupid eyed, I think the weed and liquor kicked in and she insisted that drive her all the way home.
Instead, because she turned into an abrasive drunk yankee bitch, I pulled over on the side of the road and told her to get out. And, when she screamed and asked if I was serious I said, (and I regret this) I said, "yes ma'am I'm serious. If you're not taking me all the way I'm not taking you all the way."
She was cussing me as I drove away.
So I picked up this fairly attractive gal at this bar called Hammerheads out on Long Island back in the mid 70s. We were in Huntington but she lived over in West Islip.
When we left the bar she said she wanted to go back to my apartment .... which, naturally I assumed I was going to score. But about two miles down the road she got stupid eyed, I think the weed and liquor kicked in and she insisted that drive her all the way home.
Instead, because she turned into an abrasive drunk yankee bitch, I pulled over on the side of the road and told her to get out. And, when she screamed and asked if I was serious I said, (and I regret this) I said, "yes ma'am I'm serious. If you're not taking me all the way I'm not taking you all the way."
She was cussing me as I drove away.
Posted on 3/1/24 at 10:03 pm to StickyFingers
You need to calm down
Posted on 3/1/24 at 10:06 pm to StickyFingers
quote:
Stupid Things Said to Women
"I can fix your problem."
"You look fat in that dress."
Posted on 3/1/24 at 10:12 pm to StickyFingers
You mean the ones your mother laid out for you?
Posted on 3/1/24 at 10:14 pm to StickyFingers
When are you due?
I’m not.
I’m not.
Posted on 3/1/24 at 10:15 pm to Winston Cup
quote:
I don’t want to hear how you feel about it, I want to give you advice on how to solve the issue
The solution always comes at a cost Kuppy
Posted on 3/1/24 at 10:20 pm to StickyFingers
If a woman ever asks you which one of her friends is the hottest: DO NOT answer that question.
This post was edited on 3/1/24 at 10:53 pm
Posted on 3/1/24 at 10:21 pm to StickyFingers
Does it matter? You ain’t gonna be right anyway.
Posted on 3/1/24 at 10:30 pm to scrooster
quote:
I said, "yes ma'am I'm serious. If you're not taking me all the way I'm not taking you all the way."
I’m picturing you as a trucker with a pornstache with a sign in the cab that says “Gas, grass, or arse, nobody rides for free.”
Posted on 3/1/24 at 10:33 pm to StickyFingers
I called a chick fat woman time and let's just say it was BY FAR AND AWAY the dumbest thing I've ever said in my existence.
Posted on 3/1/24 at 10:36 pm to StickyFingers
"get to the point" - always a winner...
Posted on 3/1/24 at 10:39 pm to StickyFingers
"Are those real?"
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