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Stopping prison escapes

Posted on 9/15/23 at 8:48 am
Posted by Silvermoon
Member since Mar 2015
158 posts
Posted on 9/15/23 at 8:48 am
Is it not possible to build a double fence system where they have a bunch of aggressive dogs roaming around in the middle? Escape 1st fence and then you have a real problem. Why wouldn't this work?
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35159 posts
Posted on 9/15/23 at 8:50 am to
Triple fence system would be better no? Dogs between the first and poisonous snakes between the next two maybe?
Posted by ProjectP2294
South St. Louis city
Member since May 2007
70335 posts
Posted on 9/15/23 at 8:51 am to
Quad fence. Dogs, snakes, badgers
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
22118 posts
Posted on 9/15/23 at 8:51 am to
quote:

Triple fence system would be better no? Dogs between the first and poisonous snakes between the next two maybe?


I'd actually put landmines in between the second and third fences.
This post was edited on 9/15/23 at 8:52 am
Posted by Mushroom1968
Member since Jun 2023
1589 posts
Posted on 9/15/23 at 8:52 am to
Because TD would complain about their tax dollars being used for prison dogs and building another fence.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35159 posts
Posted on 9/15/23 at 8:52 am to
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Quad fence


I never even thought of that.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
13883 posts
Posted on 9/15/23 at 8:52 am to
Like double fences with guard towers on each corner? OOOOHHH, and give the guards rifles too!





This post was edited on 9/15/23 at 8:53 am
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
37760 posts
Posted on 9/15/23 at 8:53 am to
quote:

Quad fence



Good idea. Would trap all the hot chicks walking thru there.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 9/15/23 at 8:53 am to
quote:

Quad fence.


seen better quad fences in the quad
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
11879 posts
Posted on 9/15/23 at 8:53 am to
Finally, a valid use for pit bulls.
Posted by AlextheBodacious
Member since Oct 2020
1475 posts
Posted on 9/15/23 at 8:53 am to
quote:

poisonous snakes between the next two maybe

As long as the escapees don’t eat the snakes, they likely won’t be much of a threat.
Posted by ghost2most
Member since Mar 2012
6595 posts
Posted on 9/15/23 at 8:53 am to
I still don't understand how a prisoner gets through the razor wire without cutting themselves to shreds.

I know in the movies they throw a blanket over, but that doesn't seem like it would work that well.
Posted by bengalbait
Grove Lounge
Member since Sep 2009
4484 posts
Posted on 9/15/23 at 8:53 am to
quote:

Is it not possible to build a double fence system where they have a bunch of aggressive dogs roaming around in the middle? Escape 1st fence and then you have a real problem. Why wouldn't this work?



Hello Amon Goeth.
Posted by JAMAC2001
Member since Jan 2013
2764 posts
Posted on 9/15/23 at 8:54 am to
quote:

Triple fence system would be better no? Dogs between the first and poisonous snakes between the next two maybe?


How about 4 fences?

Dogs, poisonous snakes, and then lions as the last line of defense.

ETA: was beat to the idea.
This post was edited on 9/15/23 at 8:55 am
Posted by Silvermoon
Member since Mar 2015
158 posts
Posted on 9/15/23 at 8:54 am to
Exactly, and we could get them for free from UK when they ban them. WIN
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35159 posts
Posted on 9/15/23 at 8:55 am to
quote:

s long as the escapees don’t eat the snakes, they likely won’t be much of a threat.




If you keep them hungry on the inside it would be a huge temptation.
Posted by BiggerBear
Redbone Country
Member since Sep 2011
2923 posts
Posted on 9/15/23 at 8:56 am to
It seems like the weakest link isn't the fences, but the horny, middle-aged female guards.
Posted by Silvermoon
Member since Mar 2015
158 posts
Posted on 9/15/23 at 8:58 am to
1 problem with those rifled guards up there, THEY ARE HUMAN. Humans are lazy and slip up often, 2 things an aggressive pit aren't
Posted by jrodLSUke
Premium
Member since Jan 2011
22178 posts
Posted on 9/15/23 at 8:59 am to
quote:

Finally, a valid use for pit bulls.

Would they even see tatted felons as a threat?
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
17711 posts
Posted on 9/15/23 at 9:00 am to
It doesn’t happen as often as you think
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