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Sperm donor profiles (the OT is better than this)
Posted on 6/18/14 at 10:30 am
Posted on 6/18/14 at 10:30 am
Don't ask why I got interested in looking up sperm donor requirements, BUT I noticed that I have WAY better stats than these "gentlemen" that have donated (Obviously, since I post on the OT).
Has anyone ever donated? They're charging $250 a pop to the prospective parents! I'm practically giving mine away!
LINK
Has anyone ever donated? They're charging $250 a pop to the prospective parents! I'm practically giving mine away!
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Caucasian Donor Profiles
ID # Heritage Blood Type Eye Color Hair Complexion Height Weight Yrs. Of College Occupation
Top of list
RR097 Polish, German A- Blue Light Brown, Wavy Fair 6'1" 200 8 Professor
RR146 German, Russian B+ Blue-Green Strawberry Blond, Wavy Fair 5'8" 145 4 Accountant
RR170 Russian AB+ Brown Dark Brown, Wavy Fair 5'8" 145 4 Business Degree
RR276 Czech, Croation, Italian, Greek, Gypsy O+ Brown Brown, Wavy Fair 6'1" 189 6 Graduate Student in Architectural Engineering
RR281 Latvian and Eastern European AB+ Brown Dark Brown, Curly Medium 5'6" 165 7 Lawyer
RR307* Polish, Austro-Hungarian O+ Hazel Dark Brown, Straight Medium 5'8" 133 8 Ph.D. Candidate Linguistics; Educator
RR343* German, Irish, Scandinavian O+ Brown Brown, Wavy Fair 5'9" 142 7 Medical Student
RR345* English, German, Czech A+ Brown Brown, Straight Medium 5'11" 175 5 Respiratory Therapy Student
RR346* Swedish, German, English O+ Blue Brown, Curly Fair 5'7" 135 3 Political Science Major
RR350* French, Irish O- Green Strawberry Blond, Straight Fair 5'10" 200 8 Graduate student, teacher and coach
RR351* German O+ Blue Light Brown, Curly Fair 5'10" 180 2 Computer Systems and Spanish Major
RR354* English, German, Dutch, Czech, trace Native American O+ Blue-Green Brown, Wavy Medium 6'0" 198 1 College Student and in Military
RR367 Russian, French-Canadian O- Brown Brown, Wavy Fair, Olive 6'0" 160 6 Lawyer
RR375* German/English O+ Blue Blond, thick, wavy Fair 5'10" 135 4 University Student
RR377* German/Swedish O- Green Blondish, wavy, thick Fair 6'1" 240 4 Student
RR380* Scot, Irish, French, German, trace Native American A+ Blue-Green Brown, thick, wavy Fair 5'11" 160 4 University student
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This post was edited on 6/18/14 at 10:31 am
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Posted on 6/18/14 at 10:32 am to LesMiles BFF
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German/Swedish O- Green Blondish, wavy, thick Fair 6'1" 240
skillet
Posted on 6/18/14 at 10:32 am to LesMiles BFF
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They're charging $250 a pop
The sperm donation business is oozing with potential.
Posted on 6/18/14 at 10:32 am to LesMiles BFF
So that's what the catalog looks like. I've been wondering ever since the women in my office started using sperm banks.
Posted on 6/18/14 at 10:33 am to LesMiles BFF
They get about 4 viles per spank sesh and sell for ~500 each
Profit
Profit
Posted on 6/18/14 at 10:34 am to DosManos
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the women in my office started using sperm banks.
Do you have a rash of women in your office looking for sperm?
Posted on 6/18/14 at 10:34 am to DosManos
Damn if you click on them you can see their family history and blood serology results.
Posted on 6/18/14 at 10:36 am to LesMiles BFF
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Strawberry Blonde
Is this Spanish for Ginger?
Posted on 6/18/14 at 10:36 am to DosManos
I was taken aback by how small the list of donors is.
Posted on 6/18/14 at 10:42 am to LesMiles BFF
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RR456: AKA "SabiDojo"- 6'5", 235 pounds, 10% Body Fat, IQ 160+, Brown Hair, Mysterious Brown Eyes, 9 inch penis (soft).
This guy looks legit. I bet he's popular.
Posted on 6/18/14 at 10:42 am to LesMiles BFF
So where in baton rouge area can I do this? I'm wasting a gold mine right now
Posted on 6/18/14 at 10:48 am to J311slx
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J311slx
Have an upvote for that avatar, good sir.
And I think NOLA is the only place in Louisiana that has sperm banks.
Posted on 6/18/14 at 10:57 am to LesMiles BFF
On a serious note, I could never do this.
I just can't imagine having god only knows how many of MY children out there having no idea I am their father.
The whole idea just creeps me out. What if you had 100 kids you didn't know and will never meet? No thanks.....
I just can't imagine having god only knows how many of MY children out there having no idea I am their father.
The whole idea just creeps me out. What if you had 100 kids you didn't know and will never meet? No thanks.....
Posted on 6/18/14 at 11:00 am to Boondock Saint
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The whole idea just creeps me out. What if you had 100 kids you didn't know and will never meet? No thanks.....
While I have thought of it, I've never taken it too seriously.
I don't think I would have a problem with it. Ignorance is bliss.
Posted on 6/18/14 at 11:00 am to LesMiles BFF
One day in law school we figured out that the school or somebody had sold us out as candidates for sperm donors. I remember one guy saying, "I just got a vasectomy, I thought it was a cruel joke." I told my mom I was going to donate and she would have to outbid the donor place if she didn't want my test tube babies running around.
Posted on 6/18/14 at 11:03 am to Bunk Moreland
On a similar note, my friend and I were having a discussion about the process of "donating" and we said that one of the worst rejections you could probably get is to be turned away from a sperm bank.
Posted on 6/18/14 at 11:23 am to LesMiles BFF
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RR276 Czech, Croation, Italian, Greek, Gypsy O+ Brown Brown, Wavy Fair 6'1" 189 6 Graduate Student in Architectural Engineering
who the hell wants gypsy sperm?
Posted on 6/18/14 at 11:27 am to lsu480
All these years of just money going down the drain....
Almost like I'm pissing it away.
Almost like I'm pissing it away.
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