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Speaking of stupid lawsuits...... Woman files suit against all homosexuals

Posted on 5/5/15 at 3:29 pm
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 5/5/15 at 3:29 pm
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An Auburn woman claiming to be an ambassador for God and his son, Jesus Christ, is suing all homosexuals.
Sylvia Driskell, 66, asked an Omaha federal judge to decide whether homosexuality is a sin.

Citing Bible verses, Driskell contends “that homosexuality is a sin and that they the homosexuals know it is a sin to live a life of homosexuality. Why else would they have been hiding in the closet(?)”

Driskell wrote in a seven-page petition to the court that God has said homosexuality is an abomination. She challenged the court to not call God a liar.
“I never thought that I would see a day in which our great nation or our own great state of Nebraska would become so compliant to the complicity of some people(’s) lewd behavior.”

Driskell could not be reached by phone. She is representing herself in the lawsuit.


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Posted by theunknownknight
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Posted on 5/5/15 at 3:31 pm to
Support
Posted by UGATiger26
Jacksonville, FL
Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 5/5/15 at 3:31 pm to
I'm sure this made the clerk's day a little less dull
This post was edited on 5/5/15 at 3:32 pm
Posted by Ryan3232
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Posted on 5/5/15 at 3:32 pm to
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
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Posted on 5/5/15 at 3:34 pm to
does she have a gofundme? I wanna send her a donation
Posted by Rebel Land Shark
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Posted on 5/5/15 at 3:34 pm to
Sexist
Posted by boosiebadazz
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Posted on 5/5/15 at 3:35 pm to
CajunAngele?
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
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Posted on 5/5/15 at 3:36 pm to
she's doing the lords work
Posted by IonaTiger
The Commonwealth Of Virginia
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Posted on 5/5/15 at 3:37 pm to
The style of the lawsuit must go on for pages and pages.
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80258 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 3:37 pm to
judge should declare homo buttsex is icky and a sin before the Lord, but girl scissoring is to be encouraged and makes Jesus smile
Posted by PuntBamaPunt
Member since Nov 2010
10070 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 3:39 pm to
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An Auburn woman


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asked an Omaha federal judge


Posted by Phate
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2006
11724 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 3:40 pm to
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but girl scissoring is to be encouraged and makes Jesus smile


As long as both women are hot.
Posted by jrodLSUke
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Posted on 5/5/15 at 3:41 pm to
I'm just gonna sue all sinners; you all owe me 1 dollar.
Posted by Pettifogger
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Member since Feb 2012
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Posted on 5/5/15 at 3:43 pm to
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The style of the lawsuit must go on for pages and pages.



Some Lady

v.

Elton John et al
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141987 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 3:45 pm to
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I'm just gonna sue all sinners; you all owe me 1 dollar
I guess you didn't hear, they raised the minimum wages of sin
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21491 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 3:47 pm to
Trying to get this straight. Committing a sin is against the law?
Posted by IonaTiger
The Commonwealth Of Virginia
Member since Mar 2006
33053 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 3:48 pm to
The defendants can use that style in their demurrer/motion to dismiss for failure to state a cause of action/motion to quash for lack of personal jurisdiction/answer, etc., but plaintiff has to name and serve all necessary parties in her complaint. The cost of service is going to be a big number.

The certificate of service will be long.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141987 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 3:49 pm to
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Trying to get this straight
that's the next lawsuit
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