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Space Whiskey Returns to Earth

Posted on 9/11/15 at 10:57 am
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56317 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 10:57 am
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Four years ago, vials of Ardbeg whisky hitched a ride to the International Space Station. Space research company NanoRacks wanted to learn how time spent in microgravity affects the maturation process of that sweet, smoky scotch. Now those vials are back on Earth, where experts have sampled the results and rendered a verdict.
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"I was quite astonished at how different the samples were," Bill Lumsden, Ardbeg's director of distilling, says in the below video sharing the results. "It was a whole new range of samples, some flavors I haven't encountered before."
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Normally, Ardbeg is known for a dry, woody, smoky flavor with a hint of fruitiness like prunes and dates, as Lumsden describes it. But in the white paper, he describes the flavor of the space-matured sample as:

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"A very focused flavor profile, with smoked fruits (prunes, raisins, sugared plums and cherries), earthy peat smoke, peppermint, aniseed, cinnamon and smoked bacon or hickory-smoked ham. The aftertaste is pungent, intense and long, with hints of wood, antiseptic lozenges and rubbery smoke."

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Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134860 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 11:00 am to
$20 bucks says that shite never went to space.

They probably gave that guy a different brand of whiskey to taste.
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5479 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 11:01 am to
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dry, woody, smoky flavor with a hint of fruitiness like prunes and dates
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very focused flavor profile, with smoked fruits (prunes, raisins, sugared plums and cherries), earthy peat smoke, peppermint, aniseed, cinnamon and smoked bacon or hickory-smoked ham. The aftertaste is pungent, intense and long, with hints of wood, antiseptic lozenges and rubbery smoke

Men should limit their adjective use to shiety, ok, good, and damn good.
Posted by TheBoo
South to Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
4501 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 11:01 am to
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"A very focused flavor profile, with smoked fruits (prunes, raisins, sugared plums and cherries), earthy peat smoke, peppermint, aniseed, cinnamon and smoked bacon or hickory-smoked ham. The aftertaste is pungent, intense and long, with hints of wood, antiseptic lozenges and rubbery smoke."


How tf do you get all that from a sip of whiskey
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134860 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 11:03 am to
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How tf do you get all that from a sip of whiskey


Step 1 is you have to be completely full of yourself.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 11:03 am to
I'll shoot some space whiskey.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78038 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 11:03 am to
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"I was quite astonished at how different the samples were," Bill Lumsden, Ardbeg's director of distilling, says in the below video sharing the results. "It was a whole new range of samples, some flavors I haven't encountered before."


bull fricking shite.

i'm calling BULL frickING shite.

ultimate attention-whore.

hey poors, i got some special 'space station' whiskey with flavors you'll never experience. sorry for ya.
Posted by brmach
Member since Aug 2012
771 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 11:06 am to
Whatever. The astronauts up there drank it and then pissed in the bottle.
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5479 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 11:08 am to
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I'll shoot some space whiskey.

Would you eat a space peanut?
Posted by Wayne Campbell
Aurora, IL
Member since Oct 2011
6371 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 11:08 am to
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How tf do you get all that from a sip of whiskey


It's mostly repetition with some different qualifiers. You'll notice the word 'smoke' appears five times in that quote.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 11:10 am to
I want to do it in space with the chick in your avatar.
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5479 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 11:30 am to
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want to do it in space with the chick in your avatar

Me too. All you gotta do is spin her as fast as you can.
Posted by funnystuff
Member since Nov 2012
8329 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 11:30 am to
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How tf do you get all that from a sip of whiskey
the same way an architect gets a sense for the internal construction of a building just from looking at it, whereas a normal person would only see the exterior. It's expertise.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 11:32 am to
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ll fricking shite.

i'm calling BULL frickING shite.


Well it would make sense. Without gravity, the liquid and the wood may react differently to each other. That's what makes the flavor.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 11:32 am to
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ow tf do you get all that from a sip of whiskey



It's not that hard with practice and a refined palette.

Like anything else. It's practice and experience and gained knowledge.
This post was edited on 9/11/15 at 11:34 am
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136799 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 11:32 am to
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"A very focused flavor profile, with smoked fruits (prunes, raisins, sugared plums and cherries), earthy peat smoke, peppermint, aniseed, cinnamon and smoked bacon or hickory-smoked ham. The aftertaste is pungent, intense and long, with hints of wood, antiseptic lozenges and rubbery smoke."


the person that wrote this LOVES the smell of his own farts. I guarantee it.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166246 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 11:33 am to
reminds me of the youtube video of restaurant expensive water tastings and the guy was giving them water out the back from hose.
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
12737 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 11:42 am to
IWDI. Mixed with come Co-Cola.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136799 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 11:43 am to
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reminds me of the youtube video of restaurant expensive water tastings and the guy was giving them water out the back from hose
That was an episode of Penn & Teller's bullshite
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124113 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 11:45 am to
I love Islay Scotch.


Want.

All the wants
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