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Soul-sucking Dementor wasp discovered

Posted on 6/1/15 at 6:26 am
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 6/1/15 at 6:26 am
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"A. dementor hunts cockroaches, injecting a venom into the mass of neurons on its prey's belly that turns the roach into a passive zombie," the World Wildlife Fund wrote in a statement.

The roach loses control of its movements, as though it were stoned drunk, and the wasp schlepps it off to a quiet place where it feasts upon it.
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 6/1/15 at 6:28 am to
You could replace wasp with woman and this thread would be pretty much just as valid
Posted by MMauler
Member since Jun 2013
19216 posts
Posted on 6/1/15 at 6:34 am to
Or, Hillary Clinton and her voting base.
Posted by LCA131
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72598 posts
Posted on 6/1/15 at 6:40 am to
Except men are not cockroaches..We rule the world.
Posted by Pedro
Geaux Hawks
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Posted on 6/1/15 at 6:47 am to
quote:

You could replace wasp with woman and this thread would be pretty much just as valid
Posted by Aubie Spr96
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Posted on 6/1/15 at 7:06 am to
Posted by kingbob
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Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 6/1/15 at 7:12 am to
Posted by davesdawgs
Georgia - Class of '75
Member since Oct 2008
20307 posts
Posted on 6/1/15 at 7:31 am to
I read the title as:
quote:

Soul-sucking Democrat wasp discovered
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134865 posts
Posted on 6/1/15 at 8:20 am to
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and the wasp schlepps it off to a quiet place where it feasts upon it.


Sounds scientific.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67115 posts
Posted on 6/1/15 at 9:00 am to
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and the wasp schlepps it off to a quiet place where it feasts upon it.


Sounds Jewish.


FIFY
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
40139 posts
Posted on 6/1/15 at 9:02 am to
quote:

Soul-sucking Dementor wasp discovered


Is it killed by wasp spray or do I need to purchase a new flame thrower?
Posted by Hopeful Doc
Member since Sep 2010
14965 posts
Posted on 6/1/15 at 9:20 am to
Ampulex compressa does pretty much the same thing, looks way cooler, and then lays an egg on the cockroach before burying it alive. Then the egg hatches and eats its way through the roach's organs until it reaches maturity, at which point it breaks out of its tomb to fly away.


they attempted to import them a handful of places for cockroach control, but they don't hunt them enough to make it worthwhile. Google the name above though. They're a beautiful shiny green color.
Posted by LSU Wayne
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Posted on 6/1/15 at 9:39 am to
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 6/1/15 at 9:41 am to
You forgot to capitialize WASP
























Oh, you're talking about a bug?
Posted by CBandits82
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Member since May 2012
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Posted on 6/1/15 at 10:16 am to
quote:

You could replace wasp with woman and this thread would be pretty much just as valid



Posted by Acadien
Member since Nov 2008
3571 posts
Posted on 6/1/15 at 10:19 am to
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Or, Hillary Clinton and her voting base.



HA HA HA POLITICS
Posted by hondurantiger
Portland, OR
Member since Feb 2007
2175 posts
Posted on 6/1/15 at 10:56 am to

I thought you were talking about some white girl
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