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Someone explain Florida Water to me

Posted on 4/3/17 at 5:42 pm
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
38215 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 5:42 pm
Just picked up a bottle of this stuff after hearing about it in that thread a few days ago. What do I do with it? Just use it as a cologne?



I like the smell of shaving cream and oranges but it's a little overpowering.
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 5:43 pm to
Wash down your flakka with it.

Google doesn't have answers for this, or did you just want to share with the class that you got some of this?
This post was edited on 4/3/17 at 5:45 pm
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164048 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 5:44 pm to
Mix it with sprite. It's like 40% abv
Posted by MikeBRLA
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2005
16448 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 5:45 pm to
You rub it on your pee pee.
Posted by CommunityCollegeFTW
Member since Apr 2011
19144 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 5:45 pm to
Well now that you're a man....

Also why would you buy this and THEN ask what it is
Posted by jefforize
Member since Feb 2008
44077 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 5:46 pm to
Put some on a cold wet hand towel and then put the towel on the back of your neck to cool off.

Im talking a hand towel stored in ice water in a cooler
This post was edited on 4/3/17 at 5:47 pm
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
38215 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 5:46 pm to
quote:

Google doesn't have answers for this, or did you just want to share with the class that you got some of this?


It's a bunch of witchcraft shite

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Wash down your flakka with it.


Well then

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You rub it on your pee pee.


I should've guessed this
This post was edited on 4/3/17 at 5:47 pm
Posted by skuter
P'ville
Member since Jan 2005
6142 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 5:46 pm to
You have outdoor activities during the summer? Mix 1/2 bottle with a small ice chest of ice water and put a microfiber towel in it. Wrap towel around your neck when you get hot and sweaty
Posted by philly444
stuck in contraflow
Member since Nov 2008
11346 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 5:47 pm to
Posted by Isabelle81
NEW ORLEANS, LA
Member since Sep 2015
2718 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 5:47 pm to
I love it!!!
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
38215 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 5:47 pm to
quote:

Put some on a cold wet hand towel and then put the towel on the back of your neck to cool off.

Im talking a hand towel stored in ice water in a cooler


How does it make it any better?

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You have outdoor activities during the summer? Mix 1/2 bottle with a small ice chest of ice water and put a microfiber towel in it. Wrap towel around your neck when you get hot and sweaty


What effects does it have? Just to smell good?
This post was edited on 4/3/17 at 5:49 pm
Posted by Titus Pullo
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Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 5:50 pm to
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witchcraft



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Description

What is Murray and lanman Florida water? The original Florida water is made by Murray, lanman and kemp company, famous worldwide for nearly two centuries. Although today there are similar products. It is widely used to relieve tired feet, especially when you feel a burning sensation. Submerge your feet in a tub with warm water and a splash of Florida water in a tub for an immediate effect on your sore feet. After make-up removal, apply Florida water for a smooth skin. When you have a cold, apply to a tissue and inhale the fragrance to decrease your headaches. Use Florida water in a spraying bottle to eliminate odors from your kitchen and bathroom. Florida water also freshens and cools humid environments. Use a few drops of Florida water in your dresser drawer to give your clothes a pleasing and fresh aroma. Run Florida water in a piece of cotton through your scalp to fight itchiness and prevent dandruff. Splash Florida water on your body to relax your muscles after exercise or aerobic routines. Apply compresses with Florida water to your forehead and abdomen to alleviate fever symptoms. Use Florida water to soften your beard. Florida water allows for a smooth shave while reducing skin irritation. To help reduce the swelling from non-poisonous insect bites. Apply Florida water to affected areas and immediately feel the neutralizing and anti-inflammatory action of Florida water.


Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134845 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 5:51 pm to
They still make that stuff? I haven't seen that since little league in the 90's
Posted by skuter
P'ville
Member since Jan 2005
6142 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 5:51 pm to
quote:

What effects does it have? Just to smell good?


Hard to explain. When you are hot and sweaty it brings your temp back down. It's like an smelling salts

This post was edited on 4/3/17 at 5:52 pm
Posted by jefforize
Member since Feb 2008
44077 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 5:52 pm to
Well damn, this shite cures everything.
Posted by poops_at_parties
Member since Jan 2016
1545 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 5:52 pm to
You drink it and your trashy level increases by 70%, leading to a sudden desire to murder your neighbor and sister and have sex with their corpses on top of dead dogs while snorting cocaine in a Publix buggy as your grandma cheers you on.

Oh, and jorts.
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
9820 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 5:52 pm to
Whatever you do don't wear this out in public. I was irresistible to women in jorts, leather skin, heavy makeup, and questionable bulges.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113897 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 5:53 pm to
It is suppose to keep you cool right? I remember the football team, when I was in HS used it.

But it was put on towels and players would put it around their neck when coming off the field.
Posted by skuter
P'ville
Member since Jan 2005
6142 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 5:53 pm to
We use it for our travel ball team
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 5:54 pm to
I copied that off Amazon. I should have included the link.

It was the first result via Google.

OP is apparently from Florida if he could not figure that out.
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