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Somebody just sent me a text asking if I still had a tractor for sale
Posted on 11/14/14 at 7:07 pm
Posted on 11/14/14 at 7:07 pm
It's a wrong number. I leave it to the OT to draft my response.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 7:10 pm to tigerman03
Start with a "10-4 good buddy". You have to ease into it
Posted on 11/14/14 at 7:10 pm to tigerman03
Tell them you live in NW Arkansas and if they can come right now to look at it.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 7:12 pm to tigerman03
Well do you have one for sale or not?
Posted on 11/14/14 at 7:12 pm to tigerman03
"Meet me at Golden Corral parking lot. I'll even pay for your buffet, if you buy the tractor. thanks, (make up name here)"
Posted on 11/14/14 at 7:13 pm to tigerman03
How much are you asking for it?
Posted on 11/14/14 at 7:14 pm to tigerman03
Or just tell him he has the wrong number and not waste the man's time.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 7:15 pm to tigerman03
Tell them yes but it's been known to give your girlfriend gonorrhea
Posted on 11/14/14 at 7:15 pm to East Coast Band
quote:
Meet me at Golden Corral parking lot. I'll even pay for your buffet, if you buy the tractor. thanks, (make up name here)"
I like this... No pointing any more contributions.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 7:16 pm to tigerman03
I had a guy text me with a Texas number the other day looking for an original fuel pump for his '67 VW bug. It felt like the perfect opportunity to mess with someone but I just wasn't crafty enough to come up with something.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 7:20 pm to Red Stick Tigress
It's a 318 area code.
Where is that?
Where is that?
Posted on 11/14/14 at 7:20 pm to A_bear
I had a women text me repeatedly insisting I contacted her about buying a horse. I finally told her to send me some pics of the horse which she did. Then I asked for naked pics of her riding the horse and she never responded.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 7:21 pm to tigerman03
318 map
318 is north of Alex and Northeast/Northwest LA... Shreveport, Funroe, etc.
Map is accurate except for 985 across Lake Pontchy
318 is north of Alex and Northeast/Northwest LA... Shreveport, Funroe, etc.
Map is accurate except for 985 across Lake Pontchy
This post was edited on 11/14/14 at 7:26 pm
Posted on 11/14/14 at 7:22 pm to tigerman03
Text him the following verbatim:
"Does your mom still like to sell her cumquat?"
"Does your mom still like to sell her cumquat?"
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