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Somebody just sent me a text asking if I still had a tractor for sale

Posted on 11/14/14 at 7:07 pm
Posted by tigerman03
Metairie
Member since Jul 2008
3745 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 7:07 pm
It's a wrong number. I leave it to the OT to draft my response.
Posted by FloridaMike
Member since Dec 2012
1524 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 7:10 pm to
Start with a "10-4 good buddy". You have to ease into it
Posted by Red Stick Tigress
Tiger Stadium
Member since Nov 2005
17845 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 7:10 pm to
Tell them you live in NW Arkansas and if they can come right now to look at it.
Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
18762 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 7:12 pm to
Well do you have one for sale or not?
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62729 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 7:12 pm to
"Meet me at Golden Corral parking lot. I'll even pay for your buffet, if you buy the tractor. thanks, (make up name here)"
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
30357 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 7:13 pm to
How much are you asking for it?
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 7:14 pm to
Or just tell him he has the wrong number and not waste the man's time.
Posted by lsujag
Member since Jan 2012
2317 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 7:15 pm to
Tell them yes but it's been known to give your girlfriend gonorrhea
Posted by LT
The City of St. George
Member since May 2008
5150 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 7:15 pm to
quote:

Meet me at Golden Corral parking lot. I'll even pay for your buffet, if you buy the tractor. thanks, (make up name here)"



I like this... No pointing any more contributions.
Posted by A_bear
baton rouge
Member since Sep 2013
1960 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 7:16 pm to
I had a guy text me with a Texas number the other day looking for an original fuel pump for his '67 VW bug. It felt like the perfect opportunity to mess with someone but I just wasn't crafty enough to come up with something.
Posted by tigerman03
Metairie
Member since Jul 2008
3745 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 7:20 pm to
It's a 318 area code.
Where is that?
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15082 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 7:20 pm to
I had a women text me repeatedly insisting I contacted her about buying a horse. I finally told her to send me some pics of the horse which she did. Then I asked for naked pics of her riding the horse and she never responded.
Posted by Red Stick Tigress
Tiger Stadium
Member since Nov 2005
17845 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 7:21 pm to
318 map

318 is north of Alex and Northeast/Northwest LA... Shreveport, Funroe, etc.

Map is accurate except for 985 across Lake Pontchy
This post was edited on 11/14/14 at 7:26 pm
Posted by fillmoregandt
OTM
Member since Nov 2009
14368 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 7:22 pm to
Monroe / NELA
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65525 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 7:22 pm to
Text him the following verbatim:

"Does your mom still like to sell her cumquat?"
Posted by Ellis Dee
G-Lane aka Pakistan
Member since Nov 2013
6862 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 7:27 pm to
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69049 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 7:34 pm to
send him this pic

Posted by Red Stick Tigress
Tiger Stadium
Member since Nov 2005
17845 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 7:35 pm to
Posted by TIGER2
Mandeville.La
Member since Jan 2006
10486 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 7:36 pm to
Tell him yes!
Posted by TIGER2
Mandeville.La
Member since Jan 2006
10486 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 7:38 pm to
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