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So you're constipated? Problem solved!
Posted on 4/17/16 at 5:33 pm
Posted on 4/17/16 at 5:33 pm
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Posted on 4/17/16 at 5:34 pm to TigersOfGeauxld
Posted on 4/17/16 at 5:34 pm to TigersOfGeauxld
I think there have been threads on the Amazon reviews, which apparently were pretty epic.
Posted on 4/17/16 at 5:39 pm to Bunk Moreland
Yup.
"Oh man...words cannot express what happened to me after eating these. The Gummi Bear "Cleanse". If you are someone that can tolerate the sugar substitute, enjoy. If you are like the dozens of people that tried my order, RUN!
First of all, for taste I would rate these a 5. So good. Soft, true-to-taste fruit flavors like the sugar variety...I was a happy camper.
BUT (or should I say BUTT), not long after eating about 20 of these all hell broke loose. I had a gastrointestinal experience like nothing I've ever imagined. Cramps, sweating, bloating beyond my worst nightmare. I've had food poisoning from some bad shellfish and that was almost like a skip in the park compared to what was going on inside me.
Then came the, uh, flatulence. Heavens to Murgatroyd, the sounds, like trumpets calling the demons back to Hell...the stench, like 1,000 rotten corpses vomited. I couldn't stand to stay in one room for fear of succumbing to my own odors.
But wait; there's more. What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. 100% liquid. Flammable liquid. NAPALM. It was actually a bit humorous (for a nanosecond)as it was just beyond anything I could imagine possible.
AND IT WENT ON FOR HOURS."
Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears 5LB Bag reviews
"Oh man...words cannot express what happened to me after eating these. The Gummi Bear "Cleanse". If you are someone that can tolerate the sugar substitute, enjoy. If you are like the dozens of people that tried my order, RUN!
First of all, for taste I would rate these a 5. So good. Soft, true-to-taste fruit flavors like the sugar variety...I was a happy camper.
BUT (or should I say BUTT), not long after eating about 20 of these all hell broke loose. I had a gastrointestinal experience like nothing I've ever imagined. Cramps, sweating, bloating beyond my worst nightmare. I've had food poisoning from some bad shellfish and that was almost like a skip in the park compared to what was going on inside me.
Then came the, uh, flatulence. Heavens to Murgatroyd, the sounds, like trumpets calling the demons back to Hell...the stench, like 1,000 rotten corpses vomited. I couldn't stand to stay in one room for fear of succumbing to my own odors.
But wait; there's more. What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. 100% liquid. Flammable liquid. NAPALM. It was actually a bit humorous (for a nanosecond)as it was just beyond anything I could imagine possible.
AND IT WENT ON FOR HOURS."
Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears 5LB Bag reviews
Posted on 4/17/16 at 5:40 pm to TigersOfGeauxld
I saw the reviews a few years ago and about pissed myself laughing
Posted on 4/17/16 at 5:41 pm to willhigg6
I'm reading them now. I just had to wipe my monitor.
Posted on 4/17/16 at 5:50 pm to TigersOfGeauxld
Yep, those sugar substitutes will get you alright. Same shite happened to me when I ate a whole bag of these in one day while studying for an exam:
Never again
Never again
Posted on 4/17/16 at 5:54 pm to TigersOfGeauxld
No way you looked at the date of this and still figured that it hasn't been on the OT twelve times already.
Posted on 4/17/16 at 5:56 pm to TigersOfGeauxld
These reviews look fishy to me. Well put together...too well.
Posted on 4/17/16 at 5:56 pm to TigersOfGeauxld
The problem with these seems to be sorbitol, a sugar substitute like Sweet N Low or Splenda. Sorbitol does not agree with a lot of people and the body rejects it
Posted on 4/17/16 at 5:58 pm to SuperSaint
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No way you looked at the date of this and still figured that it hasn't been on the OT twelve times already.
Posted on 4/17/16 at 6:05 pm to TigersOfGeauxld
this has been discussed
This post was edited on 4/17/16 at 6:22 pm
Posted on 4/17/16 at 6:06 pm to TigersOfGeauxld
hate to admit it, but that review made me want to try it out...if you don't have anything planned, that kind of intestinal strife might be pretty entertaining!... 
Posted on 4/17/16 at 6:17 pm to TigersOfGeauxld
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So you're constipated? Problem solved!
Try one of these bad boys.
Posted on 4/17/16 at 6:18 pm to Spankum
quote:
hate to admit it, but that review made me want to try it out...if you don't have anything planned, that kind of intestinal strife might be pretty entertaining!...
Yes indeed. Eat a bunch of those, put on a pair of white pants, head to a large gathering of people, and watch the fun begin. You'll probably set off a barf-o-rama.
Posted on 4/17/16 at 6:20 pm to Spankum
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Sorbitol
As with other sugar alcohols, gastrointestinal distress may result when food products that contain sorbitol are consumed. Sorbitol exerts its laxative effect by drawing water into the large intestine, thereby stimulating bowel movements. Sorbitol has been determined safe for use by the elderly, although it is not recommended without consultation with a clinician. Sorbitol is found in some dried fruits and may contribute to the laxative effects of prunes. Sorbitol was discovered initially in the fresh juice of mountain ash (Sorbus aucuparia) berries in 1872. It is found in the fruits of apples, plums, pears, cherries, dates, peaches, and apricots.
Wiki
Posted on 4/17/16 at 6:22 pm to TigersOfGeauxld
"like 5lbs of laxatives"
well, ya got a cpl problems, they're gummy bears,
and so if they clean out your guts, then there must be something in there, that your body does not want in there
I can see the look of surprise on the face of a parent whose child gorged themselves on this product
surprise surprise surprise...
well, ya got a cpl problems, they're gummy bears,
and so if they clean out your guts, then there must be something in there, that your body does not want in there
I can see the look of surprise on the face of a parent whose child gorged themselves on this product
surprise surprise surprise...
Posted on 4/17/16 at 6:27 pm to Spankum
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The sensation can only be described as "evacuating", your not "going to the bathroom" at this point, you are simply a victim. about 50 min into this crime against nature, I saw the tall figure of DEATH enter my bathroom, he held out a skeleton hand and said "BRIAN....YOUR TIME HAS....(sniff sniff), YOU KNOW WHAT?...NEVER MIND" My dogs didn't come back in for 5 hrs. I used up an entire can of Glade trying to kill the funk.
Posted on 4/17/16 at 6:30 pm to TigersOfGeauxld
It feels like Mount st helens just exploded from my a-hole.
Posted on 4/17/16 at 6:43 pm to Horsemeat
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