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Posted on 12/9/15 at 4:56 pm to Salmon
Solution: Find another picture the same size that you like.
Purchase the necessary hardware for remote flipping like James Bond's car license plate except mount the two pictures and have the remote on standby.
Profit:
Purchase the necessary hardware for remote flipping like James Bond's car license plate except mount the two pictures and have the remote on standby.
Profit:
Posted on 12/9/15 at 5:19 pm to Salmon
By rule, you have to hang it up for one year. After that you can put it in your daughter's closet for her to rediscover it later in life.
Posted on 12/9/15 at 5:47 pm to Salmon
Burn it.
Then say you showed it to some strangers on the Internet and one of them made an offer on the painting you couldn't refuse, something like $5,000.
Then tell her you put the money towards your daughters college fund.
Then say you showed it to some strangers on the Internet and one of them made an offer on the painting you couldn't refuse, something like $5,000.
Then tell her you put the money towards your daughters college fund.
Posted on 12/9/15 at 5:58 pm to Salmon
just say your parents loved it so much you had to put it at the grandparents house
Posted on 12/9/15 at 6:01 pm to Salmon
Set your house on fire. She can't be mad at you if your whole house burns down
Posted on 12/9/15 at 6:13 pm to Salmon
quote:maybe the kid isn't really your kid and the painting got it right
Salmon
Posted on 12/9/15 at 6:16 pm to LucasP
This reminds me of that one bob's burgers episode where the wife's sister painted all those pictures of animals anuses. Haha
Posted on 12/9/15 at 6:19 pm to Salmon
Wasn't this a king of queens episode?
Posted on 12/9/15 at 6:25 pm to Salmon
Tell her your parents saw it and insisted they hang it in their house. It's on "loan".
Posted on 12/9/15 at 6:25 pm to Salmon
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It looks absolutely nothing like my daughter.
It's a regift. Someone gave it to her, as a painting if her daughter. Now she's trying to pawn it off on you as a painting of your daughter. The only thing you can do is pass it on.
Posted on 12/9/15 at 7:07 pm to DownSouthDave
Posted on 12/9/15 at 7:37 pm to Salmon
Tell her you don't like it and to stop coming over.
Posted on 12/9/15 at 7:53 pm to Salmon
Seriously though
Just take it to your office and put it out of sight out of mind.
If she ask, tell the truth.
"It's at work"
Just take it to your office and put it out of sight out of mind.
If she ask, tell the truth.
"It's at work"
Posted on 12/9/15 at 7:56 pm to Salmon
Maybe that's how your daughter actually looks to everybody else.
jk. Just put it up when she comes over.
jk. Just put it up when she comes over. Posted on 12/9/15 at 8:09 pm to Salmon
Tell her your wife's parents really wanted the painting for their house.
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