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re: So i got ticket last night

Posted on 10/4/15 at 12:41 pm to
Posted by im4LSU
Hattiesburg, MS
Member since Aug 2004
31938 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 12:41 pm to
quote:

You might really be stupid.



Well he did whip his dick out in public...

Make sure you bring some fresh cookies when you go door to door. You know, for the kids and all
Posted by Layabout
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2011
11082 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 12:47 pm to
quote:

Don't whip your dick out in public in Louisiana.


Unless it's on Bourbon Street.
Posted by TigahRag
Sorting Out OT BS Since 2005
Member since May 2005
132775 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 12:49 pm to
You have a serious problem and badly need professional help. What's next? Leaving your house only wearing a London Fog coat?
Posted by FalseProphet
Mecca
Member since Dec 2011
11707 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 12:49 pm to
Not only that, but he is insistent that it's no big deal (because he knows a guy) even though people here are really not bullshitting him.

This dude is the type of idiot degenerate that needs to be registered.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129001 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 12:52 pm to
You live close to a school?


If so, better start looking for another place to live soon.
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
83362 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 1:04 pm to
quote:


Did anyone see your penis?

Or your pee stream? Even if it was the police officer, you might still have to register as a sex offender. Waving your dick at people is not cool dude.



Come on man
This post was edited on 9/29/20 at 5:27 pm
Posted by retired trucker
midwest
Member since Feb 2015
5093 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 1:08 pm to
DUDE!!!!!

well, listen, just plead "" NO CONTEST "" and request community service and throw yourself on the mercy of the court, then shut up and don't say another word

it is a legal pleading, it's not admitting guilt, it's saying you cannot defend against the charges.

good luck man
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
14268 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 1:26 pm to
Considering the topic, your avatar cracks me up.

You are lucky that Halloween is right around the corner. Stick a note in the bag of each kid that comes by saying you are a registered sex offender. It will save you the embarrassment if having to go door to door.
Posted by texashorn
Member since May 2008
13122 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 1:30 pm to
You're gonna get worked over. I bet you'll even be late to your hearing. Millennials. Sheesh.
Posted by im4LSU
Hattiesburg, MS
Member since Aug 2004
31938 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 1:41 pm to
quote:

This dude is the type of idiot degenerate that needs to be registered


Yep
Posted by TigahRag
Sorting Out OT BS Since 2005
Member since May 2005
132775 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 1:47 pm to
This pervert really is disgusting
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98181 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 1:48 pm to
Be thankful they didn't charge you with indecent exposure. You'd have to register as a sex offender.
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15316 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 1:48 pm to
I can't wait to come back and tell y'all I don't have to register. This is just thibodaux pd trying to make money off petty bullshite.
Posted by retired trucker
midwest
Member since Feb 2015
5093 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 1:49 pm to
quote:

This pervert really is disgusting


wow...kick a man when he is down much?!
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
66413 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 1:49 pm to
i remember one time me and a buddy were hammered in NOLA and we were both pissing on the side of some church. as soon as we zip up, a cop car pulls up and the guy gets out.

he says "was that yall pissing?"

"No," I respond

"I just got a call about two guys pissing on the side of the church."

"Yeah, they just went that way," (I pointed down the street)

"Thanks."

he gets in his car and drives off in the direction I pointed
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129001 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 1:54 pm to
quote:

I can't wait to come back and tell y'all I don't have to register.


Well if we don't see any more posts from you we will know you had to register as a sex offender and had to give up using the internet as part of registering as a sex offender
This post was edited on 10/4/15 at 1:56 pm
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
55596 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 1:56 pm to
Pissing where you shouldn't is an unmatched thrill.
Posted by Tino
:yawn:
Member since Dec 2004
86225 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 1:57 pm to
It always seems to take way longer
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15316 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 2:38 pm to
Disgusting? I was pissing in an alley. Not running down the street with my dick in my hand.
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90500 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 2:40 pm to
quote:

downtown thibodaux


is there such a thing?


i guess you can say youre lucky you werent brought to jail
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