So, I go watch the fight the other night & I get introduced to a girl that went to bama...

My friend says, this is my cousin from Louisiana. I say hi, how are you doing? She goes, oh you are a corndog from La. After I picked up my tongue off the floor since we were paying the $100 for the fight, I said "Why would you call LSU fans corndogs" She had no answer. Louisiana is the capital of of food in the US. She said b/c yall smell like them. I told this redneck that we have been called many names b/f but it is usually something like gumbo, crawfish, etoufee or jambalaya. Never corndogs. In fact I have never eaten one. So I go, what form of food is Alabama known for...crickets