re: Sneaking beer into jazz Fest

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Smuggle in liquor. Stick it down your pants.

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absoutely. Plus Its usually hot as frick at jazz fest.

if you're too poor to pay for beer at jazz fest, maybe you shouldn't have bought tickets for jazz fest.

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And who sneaks beer into a place that sells beer?

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Poors and teenagers.

Snuck a whole case of Natty Ice in junior year of high school by putting them in chair bags

by paying $300 for tickets then sneaking in beer?

teach me your ways.

Roll them into joints and stuff in your socks

Lets say you save $100 this year by sneaking it in and are 20 years old. Well if you invest that $100 this year and do the same for the next 45 years while getting a return of 10% interest you would have over $85,000 by the time you are 65 just from your JazzFest beer savings!

It's crazy man, the more you drink the more you save. Sounds counterintuitive but it works.

It's almost impossible to sneak in beer