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Sloot or actual prostitute?
Posted on 5/25/16 at 6:20 pm
Posted on 5/25/16 at 6:20 pm
I got a pass last night and went out to watch OKC v. GS game. I quietly meander to 2 different bars. Just here in Katy. Some girl in her 20's sits by me. She initiates a conversation. We just talk for 30 minutes I guess. General bullshite chit chat.
She asks where I am headed next. I say home, and she asks if I'd like to go someplace first or am I just gonna be good?
This girl was by no means hot. In my single or college days I'd have gladly balled her. She's the type that you'd screw but not really tell friends. Not outright deny it but not celebrate it. Big rack and an OK face but just too much on the hoof to be more than a bar one night stand.
Money was never discussed, but as I got to thinking (probably too much thinking), I wonder if she was a hooker? She was dressed slutty (tits out) for a dull assed Tuesday night and she was alone.
Bottom line. I am married and happily so, so I politely decline and go about my business of heading home.
Sloot or prostitute?
She asks where I am headed next. I say home, and she asks if I'd like to go someplace first or am I just gonna be good?
This girl was by no means hot. In my single or college days I'd have gladly balled her. She's the type that you'd screw but not really tell friends. Not outright deny it but not celebrate it. Big rack and an OK face but just too much on the hoof to be more than a bar one night stand.
Money was never discussed, but as I got to thinking (probably too much thinking), I wonder if she was a hooker? She was dressed slutty (tits out) for a dull assed Tuesday night and she was alone.
Bottom line. I am married and happily so, so I politely decline and go about my business of heading home.
Sloot or prostitute?
Posted on 5/25/16 at 6:22 pm to LSU alum wannabe
You cheated. I'm telling.
This post was edited on 5/25/16 at 6:23 pm
Posted on 5/25/16 at 6:22 pm to LSU alum wannabe
Uh, she was trying to get you robbed at gunpoint, son
Posted on 5/25/16 at 6:24 pm to LSU alum wannabe
Is this a reverse subtle brag thread? Don't care. No sex?
Posted on 5/25/16 at 6:24 pm to LSU alum wannabe
look man. We all make mistakes.
So you fricked a hooker?
It'll be ok pal.
So you fricked a hooker?
It'll be ok pal.
Posted on 5/25/16 at 6:24 pm to GoHoGsGo06
quote:
You cheated. I'm telling.
Lol
Nope. She was by no means "ruin your life hot".
Posted on 5/25/16 at 6:25 pm to LSU alum wannabe
Either a hooker or robbery set up.
Posted on 5/25/16 at 6:26 pm to upgrayedd
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Uh, she was trying to get you robbed at gunpoint, son
This is what actually entered my mind. She definitely looked like a gangsters white girl?
Posted on 5/25/16 at 6:27 pm to SUB
quote:
Is this a reverse subtle brag thread? Don't care. No sex?
In no way was she brag worthy.
Posted on 5/25/16 at 6:28 pm to LSU alum wannabe
A piece you pass up is a piece you never get
Posted on 5/25/16 at 6:29 pm to Stud Bud
quote:
So you fricked a hooker?
It'll be ok pal.
This is Houston, Baw. If I'm banging hookers I'm gonna do it in the friendly confines of a strip club or massage parlor.
Posted on 5/25/16 at 6:30 pm to LC412000
quote:
Pussy whipped
Married. So in a way that is redundant.
Posted on 5/25/16 at 6:31 pm to LSU alum wannabe
Maybe she was just trying to get laid like the rest of us and figured the loner at the bar was probably trying to do the same..seems reasonable if she wasn't good looking
Posted on 5/25/16 at 6:31 pm to LSU alum wannabe
Is this before or after you dumped the puppy?
Posted on 5/25/16 at 6:31 pm to LSU alum wannabe
You got a nobber and now you've got dick mono. Sorry, brah.
Posted on 5/25/16 at 6:32 pm to LSU alum wannabe
Tap dat arse like a looter in a riot
Posted on 5/25/16 at 6:34 pm to LSU alum wannabe
Did she check your knuckles?
If you look beta it was a scam to rob you
If you look beta it was a scam to rob you
Posted on 5/25/16 at 6:34 pm to Hickok
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Maybe she was just trying to get laid like the rest of us and figured the loner at the bar was probably trying to do the same..seems reasonable if she wasn't good looking
Reasonable but rare. Especially with so little effort on my part.
Posted on 5/25/16 at 6:40 pm to LSU alum wannabe
Her big afro-american boyfriend was getting ready to rob you baw.
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