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Sloot or actual prostitute?

Posted on 5/25/16 at 6:20 pm
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
26982 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 6:20 pm
I got a pass last night and went out to watch OKC v. GS game. I quietly meander to 2 different bars. Just here in Katy. Some girl in her 20's sits by me. She initiates a conversation. We just talk for 30 minutes I guess. General bullshite chit chat.

She asks where I am headed next. I say home, and she asks if I'd like to go someplace first or am I just gonna be good?

This girl was by no means hot. In my single or college days I'd have gladly balled her. She's the type that you'd screw but not really tell friends. Not outright deny it but not celebrate it. Big rack and an OK face but just too much on the hoof to be more than a bar one night stand.

Money was never discussed, but as I got to thinking (probably too much thinking), I wonder if she was a hooker? She was dressed slutty (tits out) for a dull assed Tuesday night and she was alone.

Bottom line. I am married and happily so, so I politely decline and go about my business of heading home.

Sloot or prostitute?

Posted by GoHoGsGo06
Member since Nov 2006
5739 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 6:22 pm to
You cheated. I'm telling.
This post was edited on 5/25/16 at 6:23 pm
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134855 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 6:22 pm to
Uh, she was trying to get you robbed at gunpoint, son
Posted by SUB
Member since Jan 2001
Member since Jan 2009
20817 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 6:24 pm to
Is this a reverse subtle brag thread? Don't care. No sex?
Posted by Stud Bud
MS But travel all over the country
Member since Sep 2015
6958 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 6:24 pm to
look man. We all make mistakes.

So you fricked a hooker?

It'll be ok pal.
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
26982 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 6:24 pm to
quote:

You cheated. I'm telling.


Lol


Nope. She was by no means "ruin your life hot".
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32534 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 6:25 pm to
Either a hooker or robbery set up.
Posted by LC412000
Any location where a plane flies
Member since Mar 2004
16673 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 6:26 pm to
Pussy whipped
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
26982 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 6:26 pm to
quote:

Uh, she was trying to get you robbed at gunpoint, son



This is what actually entered my mind. She definitely looked like a gangsters white girl?

Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
26982 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 6:27 pm to
quote:

Is this a reverse subtle brag thread? Don't care. No sex?



In no way was she brag worthy.
Posted by Konkey Dong
Member since Aug 2013
2164 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 6:28 pm to
A piece you pass up is a piece you never get
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
26982 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 6:29 pm to
quote:

So you fricked a hooker?

It'll be ok pal.



This is Houston, Baw. If I'm banging hookers I'm gonna do it in the friendly confines of a strip club or massage parlor.
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
26982 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 6:30 pm to
quote:

Pussy whipped



Married. So in a way that is redundant.
Posted by Hickok
Htown
Member since Jan 2013
2865 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 6:31 pm to
Maybe she was just trying to get laid like the rest of us and figured the loner at the bar was probably trying to do the same..seems reasonable if she wasn't good looking
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 6:31 pm to
Is this before or after you dumped the puppy?
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83929 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 6:31 pm to
You got a nobber and now you've got dick mono. Sorry, brah.
Posted by TommyDaTiger
Nawlins
Member since Dec 2015
10697 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 6:32 pm to
Tap dat arse like a looter in a riot
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59612 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 6:34 pm to
Did she check your knuckles?

If you look beta it was a scam to rob you
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
26982 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 6:34 pm to
quote:

Maybe she was just trying to get laid like the rest of us and figured the loner at the bar was probably trying to do the same..seems reasonable if she wasn't good looking


Reasonable but rare. Especially with so little effort on my part.
Posted by LSUTigersVCURams
Member since Jul 2014
21940 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 6:40 pm to
Her big afro-american boyfriend was getting ready to rob you baw.
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