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Shreveport minister to seal himself in coffin until Easter
Posted on 3/25/16 at 11:54 am
Posted on 3/25/16 at 11:54 am
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SHREVEPORT, LA. -- Baptist minister Rickey Moore says something amazing will happen this Easter weekend.
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The minister of Sunrise Baptist Church in Shreveport, 3220 Lakeshore Drive, will lead an Easter celebration to give the congregation an example of what the crucifixion and resurrection of Jesus was like.
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Chances he is not resurrected?? I say 30%
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Posted on 3/25/16 at 11:57 am to jlu03
Ohhhhhhh boy. Here we go.
Posted on 3/25/16 at 11:57 am to jlu03
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an example of what the crucifixion and resurrection of Jesus was like.
May want to re-read the good book there brother Moore
Posted on 3/25/16 at 11:58 am to jlu03
That coffin is going to be smelling RIPE.
Posted on 3/25/16 at 11:58 am to jlu03
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an example of what the crucifixion and resurrection of Jesus was like
Oh boy
Posted on 3/25/16 at 11:59 am to jlu03
This is the kind of shite that ruins religion for non-believers
Posted on 3/25/16 at 11:59 am to jlu03
How is he gonna P & S?? Bio hazard
Posted on 3/25/16 at 12:00 pm to jlu03
Will he be wearing a urinary drainage bag?
Posted on 3/25/16 at 12:00 pm to jlu03
Hope he has air holes and a poop chute built in.
Posted on 3/25/16 at 12:01 pm to Red Stick Tigress
is that DUCT TAPE over the locking clasp?
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG
Posted on 3/25/16 at 12:02 pm to jlu03
A descent coffin runs several thousand dollars, correct? Glad to see that money won't be going to assist those in need. This is much more entertaining.
Posted on 3/25/16 at 12:05 pm to Black n Gold
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A descent coffin runs several thousand dollars, correct? Glad to see that money won't be going to assist those in need. This is much more entertaining.
If there aren't any air holes then they could just throw dirt on top that thing come Sunday. He gone.
Posted on 3/25/16 at 12:09 pm to jlu03
Will be some opening/holes in the bottom. Or.....he gone
Posted on 3/25/16 at 12:11 pm to Black n Gold
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A descent coffin
This coffin will not descent.
Posted on 3/25/16 at 12:15 pm to whoisnickdoobs
It won't descend either.
Posted on 3/25/16 at 12:16 pm to jlu03
oh brother
another attention whore preacher, lookin to add to
the "Breads and Circuses" for the flock....oboy...
another attention whore preacher, lookin to add to
the "Breads and Circuses" for the flock....oboy...
Posted on 3/25/16 at 12:19 pm to retired trucker
Gob already rocked that illusion
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Posted on 3/25/16 at 12:19 pm to jlu03
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will lead an Easter celebration to give the congregation an example of what the crucifixion and resurrection of Jesus was like.
Will his Last Supper of fried chicken and collard greens have an effect on his chance of resurrection? Stay tuned to find out.
Posted on 3/25/16 at 12:22 pm to jlu03
Is he wearing a wig or does he really have white person hair?
Posted on 3/25/16 at 12:27 pm to Slinky
Yeah, I wouldn't want to be the one opening that coffin, phuuweee
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