Shreveport/Bossier Rule’s during shutdown

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Are masks required to be in public?

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No but a gun is highly recommended.

I think mayor has recommended them, but plenty of people still out and about without them. Restaurants are very strict curbside...you can't get out of your car. Other than that I'd say everything is on par with everyone else

The Rules:

1. Basically, you can't leave the house for any reason, but if you have to, then you can.

2. Masks are useless, but maybe you have to wear one, it can save you, it is useless, but maybe it is mandatory as well.

3. Stores are closed, except those that are open.

4. You should not go to hospitals unless you have to go there. Same applies to doctors, you should only go there in case of emergency, provided you are not too sick.

5. This virus is deadly but still not too scary, except that sometimes it actually leads to a global disaster.

6. Gloves won't help, but they can still help.

7. Everyone needs to stay HOME, but it's important to GO OUT.

8. There is no shortage of groceries in the supermarket, but there are many things missing when you go there in the evening, but not in the morning. Sometimes.

9. The virus has no effect on children except those it affects.

10. Animals are not affected, but there is still a cat that tested positive in Belgium in February when no one had been tested, plus a few tigers here and there…

11. You will have many symptoms when you are sick, but you can also get sick without symptoms, have symptoms without being sick, or be contagious without having symptoms. Oh, my God.

12. In order not to get sick, you have to eat well and exercise, but eat whatever you have on hand and it's better not to go out, well, but no…

13. It's better to get some fresh air, but you get looked at very wrong when you get some fresh air, and most importantly, you don't go to parks or walk. But don’t sit down, except that
you can do that now if you are old, but not for too long or if you are pregnant (but not too old).

14. You can't go to retirement homes, but you have to take care of the elderly and bring food and medication.

15. If you are sick, you can't go out, but you can go to the pharmacy.

16. You can get restaurant food delivered to the house, which may have been prepared by people who didn't wear masks or gloves. But you have to have your groceries decontaminated outside for 3 hours. Pizza too?

17. Every disturbing article or disturbing interview starts with " I don't want to trigger panic, but…"

18. You can't see your older mother or grandmother, but you can take a taxi and meet an older taxi driver.

19. You can walk around with a friend but not with your family if they don't live under the same roof.

20. You are safe if you maintain the appropriate social distance, but you can’t go out with friends or strangers at the safe social distance.

21. The virus remains active on different surfaces for two hours, no, four, no, six, no, we didn't say hours, maybe days? But it takes a damp environment. Oh no, not necessarily.

22. The virus stays in the air - well no, or yes, maybe, especially in a closed room, in one hour a sick person can infect ten, so if it falls, all our children were already infected at school before it was closed. But remember, if you stay at the recommended social distance, however in certain circumstances you should maintain a greater distance, which, studies show, the virus can travel further, maybe.

23. We count the number of deaths but we don't know how many people are infected as we have only tested so far those who were "almost dead" to find out if that's what they will die of…

24. We have no treatment, except that there may be one that apparently is not dangerous unless you take too much (which is the case with all medications).

25. We should stay locked up until the virus disappears, but it will only disappear if we achieve collective immunity, so when it circulates… but we must no longer be locked up for that?

Wouldn't even know there is a quarantine going on up here baw. Every time I go to buy the food I need I see good ole baws walking out with those flat screens my hard earned tax dollars helped pay for! Glad I could help supply that necessity for all those other hard working Americans along with the SNAP and food stamps they used a few weeks ago!

If you can't tell, I'm fricking bitter that I won't see a penny of that stimulus money even though I've been paying into the system since I was 14.

20 million people in the unemployment line and you just got a new job.

That's a pretty nice deal there. My wife was supposed to do paperwork at her new job on a Thursday and they shut the place down on Tuesday. So she's just been waiting on them open back up with no income.

The only thing different from anywhere else is that you are not allowed to get out of your car while picking up food at a restaurant in Shreveport

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If you can't tell, I'm fricking bitter that I won't see a penny of that stimulus money even though I've been paying into the system since I was 14

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I’m not getting anything either man. And it’s not even cause I make too much $ either. I was still in college so my parents claimed me last year. I have friends that are getting more in unemployment than I will be at the start of my new job but at least I won’t have to worry about finding another once shite gets going again.