Should I go to the courthouse and apply for a gay marriage license?

you were a cock sucker long before you clicked on the soccer board

you'll make a lovely bride

How much does a divorce cost if both people want an easy, no fuss, just not married anymore divorce? If i was single, I would just marry one of my good friends for the tax benefits of filing jointly (not that the benefits are that great, but apparently its a HUGE step in "equality"). Then I'd just get a cheap easy divorce if I ever really wanted to get married.

It's a lot more beneficial to be a single parent. See if he'll cream pie you