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Posted on 5/26/16 at 8:03 am to
Posted by KittenKuddler
Gliese 581c
Member since Jul 2006
612 posts
Posted on 5/26/16 at 8:03 am to
Probably 6th grade when I boned the teacher during private tutoring. She swallowed.

Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59611 posts
Posted on 5/26/16 at 8:18 am to
trying to jump a tabletop on my 125cc four wheeler. back wheels hit on the lip before the landing and I rolled end over end. If I did that today, I would have broken some bones for sure
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 5/26/16 at 8:34 am to
quote:

I remember being really into yo yos.
Well my brother rubbed the string all in his butt crack. So the next time I used it, it smelled like complete shite. So I threw it away and haven't used a yo-yo since.




Did he floss with it or did he just jam it in there?
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
41895 posts
Posted on 5/26/16 at 8:38 am to
Thunderbird Beach. I was about 6 or 7 and parents were drinking with friends while we played near water and danced to the DJ.

Don't go messing with a SOB was the song and we thought saying bitch was the coolest thing ever.

Posted by SmoothOperator96
TD Premium Member
Member since Jan 2016
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Posted on 5/26/16 at 8:41 am to
Not sure. I didn't see him do it.
If I had to guess.... He probably flossed.

All I remember was playing N64, then seeing my yo-yo. So once I finished the Water Temple, I went to go play with it. After a minute, I started to smell shite. So I moved to a different room thinking it was just that room. And the smell followed. So I went and checked myself. I was all good. But I kept smelling a strong scent of shite. So I smelled the string and I remember it like yesterday. I almost threw up. So I asked him and he pissed himself laughing. Apparently his friends put him up to it
Posted by zmanthetigerfan
Prairieville, LA
Member since Oct 2015
889 posts
Posted on 5/26/16 at 8:50 am to
I was like 5 or 6 and had an obnoxiously tall bed that was pretty close to the wall, you had to use a ladder to get to the top. Well a friend and I were horsing around and he somehow fell and got stuck upside down between the wall and the bed we had to call for help for my dad to come get him out. We still joke about it sometimes
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78035 posts
Posted on 5/26/16 at 8:54 am to
I'll take the over on the number of alpha memories posted in this thread at 100.
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 5/26/16 at 8:59 am to
I'm not sure of my age but I remember my Dad getting me up on the High Diving Board and diving off with me on his back.

It scared the crap out of me at the time.
Posted by Hulkklogan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2010
43299 posts
Posted on 5/26/16 at 9:08 am to
When I was really young (I think about 5) my uncle took me to McDonald's for an ice cream cone. Some random kid came running by and swiped my ice cream. I got up and followed him to his table where I flashed my bicep and said "you see this brick?" and punched him right in the face and got my ice cream back
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19266 posts
Posted on 5/26/16 at 9:08 am to
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Penis inspection day for PE.


you got molested bro
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117689 posts
Posted on 5/26/16 at 9:12 am to
That was a young lsu777 trying to get you to learn IF at a young age.
Posted by CBandits82
Lurker since May 2008
Member since May 2012
54081 posts
Posted on 5/26/16 at 9:12 am to
In second grad while on a field trip I threw a piece of gum in a girls hair that wouldn't come out. They tried peanut butter and other things to get it to come out but it wouldn't and eventually they had to cut it out.

She had long hair and it got massacred after they cut out the gum and it looked absolutely terrible.

I felt really bad.
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
66413 posts
Posted on 5/26/16 at 9:13 am to
quote:

Not sure. I didn't see him do it.
If I had to guess.... He probably flossed.

All I remember was playing N64, then seeing my yo-yo. So once I finished the Water Temple, I went to go play with it. After a minute, I started to smell shite. So I moved to a different room thinking it was just that room. And the smell followed. So I went and checked myself. I was all good. But I kept smelling a strong scent of shite. So I smelled the string and I remember it like yesterday. I almost threw up. So I asked him and he pissed himself laughing. Apparently his friends put him up to it


posts like this are why I read TD
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
66413 posts
Posted on 5/26/16 at 9:16 am to
2nd or 3rd grade, on the bus ride home. there was this 8th grade girl named Jordan who was a total count. she sat in the back and just bitched at the younger kids. we get to her stop and she lines up to leave. as she's waiting for the front kids to get off, i get my little brother to unzip her booksack all the way down each side (it looked like a heavy booksack).

as soon as she steps off the bus, the booksack folds and ALL of her shite falls out. textbooks, folders, binders, etc. all her loose papers start blowing away in the wind. everyone on the bus went apeshit as she tried chasing her shite down and my brother and I almost pissed ourselves laughing
Posted by CBandits82
Lurker since May 2008
Member since May 2012
54081 posts
Posted on 5/26/16 at 9:18 am to
quote:

I remember being really into yo yos.
Well my brother rubbed the string all in his butt crack. So the next time I used it, it smelled like complete shite. So I threw it away and haven't used a yo-yo since.



Posted by Mindenfan
Minden
Member since Sep 2006
4786 posts
Posted on 5/26/16 at 9:25 am to
Got an autographed photo of Smiley Burnette aka Frog Millhouse while attending the Springhill Rodeo. I was 4 or 5 at the time.
Posted by crash1211
Houma
Member since May 2008
3136 posts
Posted on 5/26/16 at 9:26 am to
building a little igloo in the front yard to store the snowballs used to fight with the other kids.
Posted by Will Cover
St. Louis, MO
Member since Mar 2007
38533 posts
Posted on 5/26/16 at 9:26 am to
quote:

Share a random memory from your childhood.


I remember my aunt coming home from the hospital walking underneath my grandmother's carport, attempting to go inside with assistance with an oxygen tank hooked up to her.

It was the last time she was outside and she later died a couple of days later from lung cancer. She never smoked.

I was about 6 or 7 years old.

frick Cancer.

This post was edited on 5/26/16 at 9:28 am
Posted by 4LSU2
Member since Dec 2009
37319 posts
Posted on 5/26/16 at 9:30 am to
1990:
El Josey Wales and I attended the Skid Row concert with his mother at the Monroe Civic Center. We were in the sixth grade at the time.
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 5/26/16 at 9:34 am to
Must have been 12 years old at my buddy's house. His mom gave me a bag of cucumbers from her garden to give to my mom. So, buddy and I ride our bikes to my house, about a mile away. Well, I'm carrying these cucumbers in a plastic bag I start hearing a strange noise and my buddy laughing his arse off. Apparently the bag went into the spokes of my back wheel and chopped one of the cucumbers in perfect little circles. Still cracks me up thinking about the scene of these perfectly sliced cucumbers following me down the road.
This post was edited on 5/26/16 at 9:35 am
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