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re: Shania Twain at 50

Posted on 7/13/15 at 10:22 am to
Posted by Lester Earl
Member since Nov 2003
278321 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 10:22 am to
you don't like vagatables?
Posted by Dingeaux
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2005
4931 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 10:38 am to
she wins my love
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 10:46 am to
The mistress looks like what Ned Stark Would be, if he were to trans into a woman.
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 10:56 am to
She may look great, but that is one bat shite crazy hooker.
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 11:35 am to
At first glance it seems like Mutt Lange is an idiot. But if you think about it, I would figure the only thing worse than being married to a woman who's frigid and uptight, would have to be being married to a woman who's frigid and uptight... and looks like a walking wet dream. How torturous would that be?

I have no confirmation that she's actually like that, but all I'm saying is that things are almost never exactly what they appear to be, especially in show business.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62762 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 11:44 am to
I'm convinced that she must not put out at least at a normal level.
Too many headaches, stressed, not in the mood moments will lead anyone astray.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89511 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 11:54 am to
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At first glance it seems like Mutt Lange is an idiot.


Not an idiot, but remember that producers are, as a group, the mad scientists of the industry - take 2 American examples: Phil Spector and Brian Wilson - crazier than shithouse rats.

Mutt is a recluse. The way that deal went down is - they were both traveling so much, that he ended up settling down with the best friend (I think it used to be reported she worked for them, but I can't find confirmation of that, today) - and in an even weirder twist, Twain ultimately married the best friend's husband, after the respective marriages broke up over the affair.

Super strange, but them show business folks are a strange lot to begin with.

ETA: It looks like they just shuffled to get the 2 ugly ones together, and the 2 better looking ones (#NoHomo, but almost anyone is better looking than Mutt) ended up together.

This post was edited on 7/13/15 at 11:57 am
Posted by Jagd Tiger
The Kinder, Gentler Jagd
Member since Mar 2014
18139 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 1:19 pm to
more likely he's just an idiotard that couldn't keep from banging the road trash so she finally had enough and dumped him...

that's my fantasy and I'm sticking to it..

This post was edited on 7/13/15 at 1:19 pm
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78036 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 1:22 pm to
remember when prince charles traded this:



FOR THIS


Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89511 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 2:08 pm to
quote:

remember when prince charles traded this:


Yeah - this was an example I was thinking of.

Lennon trading in Julian's mom for Yoko, is another.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 2:12 pm to
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I'd get her off that vagatarian diet and back on some hard meat... if ya know what I'm sayin..

It took me a second but I think I pieced together what you were saying.

I'd like to add that I, too, would enjoy having consensual sex with the woman from the picture.



If you know what I mean...
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34508 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 2:27 pm to
Celebrities wear the dumbest shite
Posted by Jagd Tiger
The Kinder, Gentler Jagd
Member since Mar 2014
18139 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 2:29 pm to
quote:

She may look great, but that is one bat shite crazy hooker.


wait is there some sort of "shania once was a hooker" internets rumor I don't know about?

I guess that would still beat being famous THEN becoming a hooker:

Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73681 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 2:49 pm to
I think they abstained for some spiritual reasons. So he basically had a Ferrari, but wasn't allowed to drive it.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78036 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 2:55 pm to
quote:

I think they abstained for some spiritual reasons.
Posted by lsubuddy
houma, la
Member since Jul 2014
4296 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 5:19 pm to
Soooo stunning
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 5:31 pm to
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LucasP

welcome back amigo, our average just jumped up a few points
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73681 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 6:05 pm to
quote:

by CAD703X
quote:
I think they abstained for some spiritual reasons.



Sant Mat, it is some cult like shite. I think they can have sex, but it is not common.
Posted by lsusportsman2
Member since Oct 2007
27232 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 6:39 pm to
I'd frick her like a mad man. I adore that woman.
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 7:20 pm to
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Man! I feel like a woman!


What was it like winning the decathlon in 76? I had no idea you posted here!
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