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re: Sexual competition among ducks wreaks havoc on penis size

Posted on 9/20/17 at 1:38 pm to
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
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Posted on 9/20/17 at 1:38 pm to
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I mean...I'd prob do it. Mainly because it would be really fun to tell people what I do for a living.




I'm sure that will go over well. I can't imagine going on a first date or whatever and them asking - "well, I measure duck dicks."
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
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Posted on 9/20/17 at 1:39 pm to
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A thread about duck dick


IN!
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 9/20/17 at 1:39 pm to
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 1:41 pm to
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It's honest work, even though some believe it to be fowl.

don't know, the broad running this study sounds like a quack
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
24020 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 1:44 pm to
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ruddy duck (Oxyura jamaicensis)


These guys grow huge dicks in relation to their body size.

And, yes, ducks rape.

Edit:

How about that? It's reported in the article:
quote:

Clues may lie in the drama of ruddy-duck life. The birds have some of the largest penis-to-body ratios found in nature — with penises sometimes longer than their bodies.


Edit 2:
There's a picture at the link of a Ruddy with his dick out.
This post was edited on 9/20/17 at 1:48 pm
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
24020 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 1:51 pm to
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Who comes up with these studies?


Biologists looking to answer questions.

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And who approves the grants for them?


Organizations with a vested interest in duck biology and management: state agencies (LDWF types), federal agencies (USFWS, NSF), Ducks Unlimited, Delta Waterfowl, etc.

Posted by Spaceman Spiff
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Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 9/20/17 at 1:55 pm to
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Organizations with a vested interest in duck biology and management: state agencies (LDWF types), federal agencies (USFWS, NSF), Ducks Unlimited, Delta Waterfowl, etc.


Complete waste of money.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 2:15 pm to
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Organizations with a vested interest in duck biology and management: state agencies (LDWF types), federal agencies (USFWS, NSF), Ducks Unlimited, Delta Waterfowl, etc.




get the duck out of here!
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 9/20/17 at 2:23 pm to
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Patricia Brennan, an evolutionary biologist at Mount Holyoke College in South Hadley, Massachusetts, compared the penises of ducks
What a job. . .
Posted by SPEEDY
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Posted on 9/20/17 at 2:24 pm to
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the ruddy duck





Ruddy Ducky, you're the one,
You make bathtime lots of fun
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