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Sexual competition among ducks wreaks havoc on penis size

Posted on 9/20/17 at 12:22 pm
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Member since Jul 2009
47589 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 12:22 pm
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Male ducks respond to sexual competition by growing either an extra-long penis or a nub of flesh, a new study finds.

The unusual phenomena occurred in two species studied: the lesser scaup (Aythya affinis) and the ruddy duck (Oxyura jamaicensis). It suggests that penis size — in line with many traits and behaviours meant to impress or allow impregnation of the opposite sex — involves a trade-off between the potential to reproduce and to survive.

Patricia Brennan, an evolutionary biologist at Mount Holyoke College in South Hadley, Massachusetts, compared the penises of ducks kept in male–female pairs to those housed with multiple males per female. The findings are published in a study on 20 September in The Auk: Ornithological Advances1.

“If they were alone with a female, the males just grew a normal-sized penis, but if there were other males around, they had the ability to change dramatically,” Brennan says. “So evolution must be acting on the ability to be plastic — the ability to invest only in what is needed in your current circumstance.”


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Apparently you can't cuck a duck.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166136 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 12:23 pm to
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or a nub of flesh,


humans call this herpes
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123934 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 12:25 pm to
Sounds like the females are about to be...








ducked down
This post was edited on 9/20/17 at 12:26 pm
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
34998 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 12:25 pm to
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but if there were other males around, they had the ability to change dramatically,”


Maybe these ducks just achieved a fuller erection in the presence of other males. We've all been there.
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 12:27 pm to
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Maybe these ducks just achieved a fuller erection in the presence of other males. We've all been there.


Maybe they found the peptides thread
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134845 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 12:28 pm to
"When asked how much the study costs, Patricia Brennan responded, 'Not sure. We just put it on the bill'".
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89483 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 12:29 pm to
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Maybe these ducks just achieved a fuller erection in the presence of other males. We've all been there.


Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
15755 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 12:29 pm to
A thread about duck dick
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47589 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 12:31 pm to
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"When asked how much the study costs, Patricia Brennan responded, 'Not sure. We just put it on the bill'".


Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47589 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 12:32 pm to
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A thread about duck dick


It's not the thread we need, but it is the thread we deserve.
This post was edited on 9/20/17 at 12:33 pm
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
94877 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 12:32 pm to
Who comes up with these studies? And who approves the grants for them?

"Yes, I want to study the effect of mixed sex vs same sex socialization on duck dicks."

Someone sent this woman to a Seven Sisters school to research duck dicks?
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11214 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 12:35 pm to
It is somebody's job to manually measure erect duck penises. I'm not sure how I feel about that.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
94877 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 12:37 pm to
And I thought the bit in Beerfest where the scientists were jerking off frogs for their experiments was unrealistic...
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19245 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 12:39 pm to
Do you like Duck Meat ?
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Duck down and try this Meat
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
17463 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 12:44 pm to
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It is somebody's job to manually measure erect duck penises. I'm not sure how I feel about that.


Maybe there is a job opening for you, ma'am
Posted by TaderSalad
mudbug territory
Member since Jul 2014
24626 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 12:49 pm to
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Maybe these ducks just achieved a fuller erection in the presence of other males. We've all been there.



congrats on the queer butt secks
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11214 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 12:51 pm to
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Maybe there is a job opening for you, ma'am


I mean...I'd prob do it. Mainly because it would be really fun to tell people what I do for a living.
Posted by caliegeaux
Member since Aug 2004
10124 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 12:55 pm to
This study should have included a












wood duck
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
13887 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 1:01 pm to
Fact: Male ducks often rape female ducks.

This just in: Trillhog buys 100 baby ducks to raise an army.
This post was edited on 9/20/17 at 1:03 pm
Posted by Jackie Chan
Japan?
Member since Sep 2012
4681 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 1:31 pm to
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It is somebody's job to manually measure erect duck penises. I'm not sure how I feel about that.



It's honest work, even though some believe it to be fowl.
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