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Serious question: what's the proper way to wipe your butt?
Posted on 3/13/17 at 2:07 pm
Posted on 3/13/17 at 2:07 pm
I go towards my balls but I've heard people wipe toward the other direction. How does that work? I feel like I'd break my arm trying to do that an a efficient way
Admins suck anchoring this thread. This is why the OT is dead now.
Admins suck anchoring this thread. This is why the OT is dead now.
This post was edited on 3/13/17 at 2:15 pm
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Posted on 3/13/17 at 2:07 pm to Macintosh504
Your mom's tongue
Posted on 3/13/17 at 2:07 pm to Macintosh504
This thread will definitely be full of thoughtful and mature responses
This post was edited on 3/13/17 at 2:08 pm
Posted on 3/13/17 at 2:07 pm to Macintosh504
with bare fingers.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 2:08 pm to Macintosh504
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Posted on 3/13/17 at 2:08 pm to Macintosh504
Right to left. That way if you're driving and someone is riding shotgun they can't smell your poo smear due to it being on the far left cheek.
This post was edited on 3/13/17 at 2:08 pm
Posted on 3/13/17 at 2:08 pm to Macintosh504
Also why are bidets so frowned upon in America? They seem pretty convient and get the job done.
This post was edited on 3/13/17 at 2:09 pm
Posted on 3/13/17 at 2:08 pm to Macintosh504
You intentionally put shite on your taint and balls? Gross.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 2:08 pm to Macintosh504
If I'm sitting on the toilet I wipe towards my balls, if I have to stand up I wipe the opposite direction.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 2:08 pm to Macintosh504
if you were a woman would you still wipe like that?
Posted on 3/13/17 at 2:08 pm to Winston Cup
The way my maid does it for me
Posted on 3/13/17 at 2:09 pm to Costanza
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with bare fingers.
So, you're a Muslim
Posted on 3/13/17 at 2:09 pm to Macintosh504
I don't think theres a wrong way
Just not get shite on your hands
Just not get shite on your hands
Posted on 3/13/17 at 2:09 pm to Darth Aranda
Standing up to wipe seems like too much effort
Posted on 3/13/17 at 2:09 pm to Macintosh504
quote:
I go towards my balls
What is wrong with you?
Front to back. Cup you hand slightly. Wipe until you see the flag of Japan. Preferably rising.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 2:09 pm to Macintosh504
back to fromt while using your balls as a mudd flap is the only real way imo
Posted on 3/13/17 at 2:09 pm to Macintosh504
I use my roommate's face rag
Posted on 3/13/17 at 2:10 pm to Macintosh504
i go towards my balls and can't imagine any other way
Posted on 3/13/17 at 2:10 pm to Macintosh504
I do back to front first, flush, then do front to back.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 2:10 pm to Macintosh504
i use a squatty potty.
no wiping needed with these perfect eliminations
no wiping needed with these perfect eliminations
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