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Serial hipster ninja masturbator throwing rope in Seattle
Posted on 3/15/16 at 10:16 am
Posted on 3/15/16 at 10:16 am
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A surveillance camera installed at the home caught a masturbator at the same home Feb. 7, showing a man covered head to toe in black, save for the two body parts he used to perform his mission, Seattle police reports say.
His clothing included a hood, a wrap around his face and toe shoes. The night vision surveillance footage makes his attire appear white.
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Posted on 3/15/16 at 10:17 am to arseinclarse
On the wall?
Damn. Nice spread.
Damn. Nice spread.
Posted on 3/15/16 at 10:17 am to arseinclarse
quote:
head to toe in black,
Wait...
Posted on 3/15/16 at 10:19 am to Gradual_Stroke
The preferred shoe of serial masturbators
Posted on 3/15/16 at 10:20 am to arseinclarse
Darwin, we need you.
Posted on 3/15/16 at 10:20 am to arseinclarse
What makes him hipster?
Posted on 3/15/16 at 10:20 am to BRgetthenet
The article says he is. It is Seattle.
Posted on 3/15/16 at 10:21 am to arseinclarse
He's clearly dressed head to toe in white
Posted on 3/15/16 at 10:21 am to arseinclarse
At first I thought it was Storm Shadow:
but then I read this:
and now I know it's Snake Eyes:
but then I read this:
quote:
The night vision surveillance footage makes his attire appear white.
and now I know it's Snake Eyes:
Posted on 3/15/16 at 10:22 am to Rockbrc
well unless he's gonna get the wall or house pregnant Darwin's already here
Posted on 3/15/16 at 10:22 am to arseinclarse
Dude needs to get back to the Circle K before his husband realizes he's gone.
Posted on 3/15/16 at 10:23 am to Gradual_Stroke
quote:
head to toe in black,
Wait...
reading comprehension guys
quote:
The night vision surveillance footage makes his attire appear white.
Posted on 3/15/16 at 10:23 am to CAD703X
You can't expect me to actually read the article before I comment. This is the internet
Posted on 3/15/16 at 10:27 am to Gradual_Stroke
quote:
You can't expect me to actually read the article before I comment. This is the internet
its like the second sentence in the OP
Posted on 3/15/16 at 10:58 am to arseinclarse
quote:
a masturbator
This description cracked me up.
Posted on 3/15/16 at 11:00 am to arseinclarse
Someone is winning at life
Posted on 3/15/16 at 11:03 am to arseinclarse
Is the plan to get it on the door handle in hopes someone comes home and touches it?
Whoever lives there was targeted... and that's dangerous, this guy has good aim apparently.
Whoever lives there was targeted... and that's dangerous, this guy has good aim apparently.
Posted on 3/15/16 at 11:11 am to Clyde Tipton
quote:
this guy has good aim apparently
Dude doesn't jack off, he jacks ON.
Posted on 3/15/16 at 11:13 am to arseinclarse
Pretty impressive that the guy just used his imagination to climax.
Posted on 3/15/16 at 11:23 am to arseinclarse
I can't imagine the level of shame one would feel after finishing and walking away.....
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