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September 11th movement to help identify muslim terrorist. Please join in.

Posted on 4/16/15 at 3:42 pm
Posted by AnonymousTiger
Franklin, TN
Member since Jan 2012
4863 posts
Posted on 4/16/15 at 3:42 pm
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As you might already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide.

So on September 11th, at 10:00 A.M. Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
Posted by OneMoreTime
Florida Gulf Coast Fan
Member since Dec 2008
61834 posts
Posted on 4/16/15 at 3:42 pm to
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Posted by iAmBatman
The Batcave
Member since Mar 2011
12382 posts
Posted on 4/16/15 at 3:43 pm to
Did your dad send you that from his AOL email account?
Posted by Tunasntigers92
The Boot
Member since Sep 2014
23658 posts
Posted on 4/16/15 at 3:44 pm to
quote:

 all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. 
K.
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83582 posts
Posted on 4/16/15 at 3:44 pm to
this is something my idiot, half retarded, failure of an uncle would post on facebook
This post was edited on 4/16/15 at 3:44 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98188 posts
Posted on 4/16/15 at 3:44 pm to
quote:

all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked


Do. Not. Want.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134865 posts
Posted on 4/16/15 at 3:45 pm to
My friends that did tours in Iraq said the locals are the biggest porn hounds they'd ever seen. The OP sounds weird and there's no link.
Posted by LSU Tiger Jason
Member since Nov 2005
1125 posts
Posted on 4/16/15 at 3:45 pm to
Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Posted by Phil A Sheo
equinsu ocha
Member since Aug 2011
12166 posts
Posted on 4/16/15 at 3:46 pm to
What's wrong with titties an beer????
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 4/16/15 at 3:47 pm to
That's the first time I've ever downvoted anything. It's not a good feeling but holy shite this is just retarded. This is something a lame humorless uncle would forward you via email to prove that he's got a since of humor and try and make you forget about the shirtless nights he made you spend in his sleeping bag on camping trips many years ago.
Posted by Tunasntigers92
The Boot
Member since Sep 2014
23658 posts
Posted on 4/16/15 at 3:47 pm to
He's gay.
Posted by White Shadeaux
In the nicest parts of hell
Member since Jan 2006
24114 posts
Posted on 4/16/15 at 3:56 pm to
Everyone knows filthy muslims are the most fricking hypocritical pieces of shite on the planet anyway.

"Religion"....please.
Posted by efrad
Member since Nov 2007
18645 posts
Posted on 4/16/15 at 3:58 pm to
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 4/16/15 at 4:00 pm to
No, a ban isn't enough. I really want to fight this guy. frick the OP and frick his stupid mother for shitting such a worthless piece of garbage out of her dumb count.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124429 posts
Posted on 4/16/15 at 4:00 pm to
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
34674 posts
Posted on 4/16/15 at 4:03 pm to
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since of humor



???
Posted by fillmoregandt
OTM
Member since Nov 2009
14368 posts
Posted on 4/16/15 at 4:06 pm to
quote:

this is something my idiot, half retarded, failure of an uncle would post on facebook


quote:

This is something a lame humorless uncle would forward you via email to prove that he's got a since of humor


I laugh because I'm pretty sure my uncle forwarded this to me back in 2003 too
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76330 posts
Posted on 4/16/15 at 4:06 pm to
I laughed out loud. I showed it to my wife and she also laughed out loud. We all had a big laugh, out loud.
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13258 posts
Posted on 4/16/15 at 4:07 pm to
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AnonymousTiger

Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47609 posts
Posted on 4/16/15 at 4:07 pm to
This is stupid as frick, but let's break it down:

quote:

As you might already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide.


Let's pretend this is true. Has the author of this masterpiece noticed that when these frickers take themselves out they tend to take as many as possible with him?

quote:

So on September 11th, at 10:00 A.M. Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.


Has this super genius seen the majority of American women?

quote:

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.


September 11th is on a Friday this year. Patriots work for a living. This Mensa member must be a communist.

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Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.


Make that an alcoholic communist.
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