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Semi Hot with Strabismus Eye On Judge Judy

Posted on 4/11/22 at 9:26 pm
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19411 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 9:26 pm
Could you date a chick like this ?
She was suing her X boyfriend for a dog they bought together.

I like the way she was paying attention to Judge Judy while keeping "an eye" on her X Boyfriend.


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Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124545 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 9:28 pm to
Put an eyepatch on her.


Trust me, eyepatches are way sexier than wonky eyes




Now she’ll shiver yer timber and give you a harrrrrrrd on while you swab her poop deck
This post was edited on 4/11/22 at 9:33 pm
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
26009 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 9:28 pm to
quote:

paying attention to Judge Judy while keeping "an eye" on her X Boyfriend.


Eye see what you did there
Posted by LSU Tigershark
10,000 posts
Member since Dec 2007
10544 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 9:28 pm to
Squirrel chaser
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
13281 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 9:30 pm to
Her eye has grocery store buggy wheel syndrome. That being said I’d bend her over a barrel and show her the fifty states till it got aligned again.
Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
14509 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 9:31 pm to
She got that Forest Whitaker eye
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
13234 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 9:31 pm to
I wouldn't date that even if she didn't have the wonk eye.
Posted by Midget Death Squad
Meme Magic
Member since Oct 2008
24711 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 9:33 pm to
It’s pronounced Eyegore
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65916 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 9:34 pm to
quote:

She was suing her X boyfriend for a dog they bought together.


What a dick. Why would he want her seeing eye dog?
Posted by Mike the Tiger 1999
Weston, Florida
Member since Jul 2009
1872 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 9:34 pm to
she’s attractive for a Judge Judy contestant, I suppose

Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
Member since Oct 2008
41956 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 9:36 pm to
This is why dark sunglasses were invented..........
Posted by GetBackToWork
Member since Dec 2007
6262 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 9:38 pm to
She’s guilty!

And I don’t care what that stupid court show is about.

Judge Wapner would’ve thrown the book at her.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19411 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 9:38 pm to
quote:

I wouldn't date that even if she didn't have the wonk eye.


She didn't look half bad when she started out with both eyes straight and a huge rack, the more she lied the more her eye went sideways though.


The guy kept the dog
Posted by Bustedsack
Member since Dec 2017
4387 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 9:46 pm to
God, I'd frick anything with an eye patch.
Posted by Bubb
Member since Mar 2010
3926 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 9:49 pm to
She's got a Winnie Cooper/Phoebe Cates thing going on.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124545 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 9:49 pm to
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114038 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 9:49 pm to
She looks like she is looking both the judge and the bailiff in the eye.
Posted by Bustedsack
Member since Dec 2017
4387 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 9:54 pm to
I just moaned, hard...
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64763 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 9:55 pm to
Bang her doggy style or reverse cowgirl.

Problem solved.
Posted by Saintsisit
Member since Jan 2013
3950 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 9:55 pm to
quote:

Now she’ll shiver yer timber and give you a harrrrrrrd on while you swab her poop deck


I read that in Mr Krabs voice.
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