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re: Scottish man with bionic penis inundated with date offers
Posted on 12/5/16 at 5:26 pm to colorchangintiger
Posted on 12/5/16 at 5:26 pm to colorchangintiger
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8 inches I wonder where the water comes from and where does it go when you're done?
If you throw a coin at it, will your wish come true?
Then again, if you're a female, I guess it already has.
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Posted on 12/5/16 at 5:51 pm to Dignan
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If you throw a coin at it, will your wish come true?
I would wish for interchangeable heads. The standards, like small, medium, and large would be a good start but I would want to add a monkey fist, a little mirror ball, a few cartoon characters, but definitely not a Toonces.
Maybe even a propeller.
Posted on 12/5/16 at 7:33 pm to colorchangintiger
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Titan Touch Penile Prosthesis
The TTPP
Posted on 12/5/16 at 10:12 pm to DarthTiger
Lol
Are you a bear
Are you a bear
Posted on 12/5/16 at 10:20 pm to BigPerm30
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Why not go big if you're getting a fake one?
Mine would need a recoil reel like a gas hose.
Posted on 12/5/16 at 10:35 pm to colorchangintiger
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Known as the Titan Touch Penile Prosthesis, it has two tubes along the side which fill with water once Mo presses a button next to his testicles.
Gives being "turned on" a whole new meaning
Posted on 12/6/16 at 1:33 am to lsucoonass
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This post was edited on 1/10/21 at 12:40 pm
Posted on 12/6/16 at 6:03 am to LaBR4
Mohammad = Muslim = doesn't deserve to have a penis
Posted on 12/6/16 at 6:13 am to colorchangintiger
Is there an option for a $.25 slot for vibration mode? If so I'm in
Posted on 12/6/16 at 6:33 am to MorbidTheClown
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imagine being out in public. like getting a hair cut. sit down and accidentally hit the switch. Boing ! sorry getting my hair cut is just really exciting !
What if the Switch had a short.No pun intended.On,Off.On,Off,On,Off.etc...
Posted on 12/6/16 at 7:43 am to DarthTiger
They should have went ahead and put a vibrator in that thing with rechargeable batteries.
Posted on 12/6/16 at 7:46 am to colorchangintiger
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I work 14-hour shifts every day and by the time I get home I’m just too tired for sex.”
I am pretty sure I have NEVER been that tired. (Passing out drunk does not equal being too tired)
Posted on 12/6/16 at 7:47 am to colorchangintiger
This thread is awesome
Posted on 12/6/16 at 8:51 am to BCMCubs
Bump
Posted on 12/6/16 at 9:32 pm to Mud_Till_May
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They should have went ahead and put a vibrator in that thing with rechargeable batteries.
An alarm clock would be nice. He could still be up in time for work.
Posted on 12/7/16 at 11:46 am to Hangit
You know an iPhone could cover the alarm and vibration. He could also play Pandora on his penis while getting it on.
Posted on 12/7/16 at 11:56 am to Walking the Earth
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Please tell me that the doctors had the vision to have it make that synth sound effect like the Six Million Dollar Man.
I like this, but I think he should also have a button that gives him the option to make it make the "BOING" sound when he wants to.
Posted on 12/7/16 at 12:20 pm to colorchangintiger
In 20 yrs they will sell these on TV......with the prerequisite "order now and get a 2nd one free" (in my best Dan Pardo voice)
Posted on 2/26/17 at 7:16 am to Wtodd
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