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Posted on 12/5/16 at 3:51 pm to HogBalls
imagine being out in public. like getting a hair cut. sit down and accidentally hit the switch. Boing ! sorry getting my hair cut is just really exciting !
Posted on 12/5/16 at 3:52 pm to MorbidTheClown
Posted on 12/5/16 at 3:53 pm to Pax Regis
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It is that there is a Scottish man named Mohammed Abad.
SOMEONE ALERT DONALD TRUMP!
Posted on 12/5/16 at 3:54 pm to DarthTiger
no shite - water ejaculation would be gross
Posted on 12/5/16 at 3:54 pm to yoga girl
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water ejaculation
it floats
Posted on 12/5/16 at 3:57 pm to colorchangintiger
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his manhood was damaged in a car crash in the 70s.
That must have been a horrific car crash.
Posted on 12/5/16 at 3:57 pm to AlonsoWDC
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SOMEONE ALERT DONALD TRUMP!
Apparently they already tried to build a wall.
Posted on 12/5/16 at 4:07 pm to colorchangintiger
This just in...man with bionic penis impregnates 50 women in one night..realizes he made a mistake and tries to escape. Here's a live report...
The Bionic Man
The Bionic Man
Posted on 12/5/16 at 4:10 pm to 62Tigerfan
Where does he store the water, can it be replaced with vodka, beer, rum? That would have all the ladies lined up to funnel his tube!
This post was edited on 12/5/16 at 4:11 pm
Posted on 12/5/16 at 4:12 pm to Flamefighter
I'm going to take a week off work then tell the ladies I just got a bionic penis.
Looks real and tastes like peppermint.
Looks real and tastes like peppermint.
Posted on 12/5/16 at 4:15 pm to yoga girl
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no shite - water ejaculation would be gross
You'd prefer face full of jizz over a face full of tap water? My kind of girl.
Posted on 12/5/16 at 4:16 pm to colorchangintiger
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£70,000 prosthetic replacement
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by the time I get home I’m just too tired for sex.
$90K on a penis and he's too tired to use it
Posted on 12/5/16 at 4:17 pm to colorchangintiger
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Mr Abad continued: “It’s not that I don’t want to (have sex) and I get offers but I have been so busy with work. I work 14-hour shifts every day and by the time I get home I’m just too tired for sex.”
If only there was some profession this guy could do where he could get paid for having sex with his robo-schlong...
Posted on 12/5/16 at 4:20 pm to Bard
Posted on 12/5/16 at 4:23 pm to Tiger Prawn
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$90K on a penis and he's too tired to use it
and 3 years of surgeries?
the doctors are like "that motherfricker ! we worked 3 years to give him a working dick and he's too lazy to use it?"
This post was edited on 12/5/16 at 4:25 pm
Posted on 12/5/16 at 4:43 pm to colorchangintiger
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Alexa, make my dick hard.
Posted on 12/5/16 at 4:51 pm to colorchangintiger
I went with the ebonics penis and have had no offers.
Posted on 12/5/16 at 4:58 pm to colorchangintiger
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Known as the Titan Touch Penile Prosthesis, it has two tubes along the side which fill with water once Mo presses a button next to his testicles.
Like this..
Posted on 12/5/16 at 5:17 pm to colorchangintiger
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Mr Abad continued: “It’s not that I don’t want to (have sex) and I get offers but I have been so busy with work. I work 14-hour shifts every day and by the time I get home I’m just too tired for sex.”
Might as well disconnect the damn thing and give it to someone who can make use of it.
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