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re: Rudolph should have told the other reindeer to frick off

Posted on 12/25/23 at 8:14 pm to
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
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Posted on 12/25/23 at 8:14 pm to
Posted by Buzz Lightbeer
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Posted on 12/25/23 at 8:16 pm to
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Rudolph the big bull reindeer, had a well endowed nose. All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names. They never let poor Rudolph join in any of their gangbangs. Then one night Mrs. Claus was in heat and Cuck Santa came to say... Rudolph with your nose so wide, won't you ride my wife tonight.


Posted by Kjnstkmn
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Posted on 12/25/23 at 8:17 pm to
This post was edited on 12/25/23 at 8:19 pm
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
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Posted on 12/25/23 at 8:17 pm to
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LSU Grad Alabama Fan

Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 12/25/23 at 8:58 pm to
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Rudolph was invented by stalinist commies to influence the youth.

But it’s about individual achievement saving the day, comeback kid, strong males, all those American things.
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 12/25/23 at 9:03 pm to
Most realistic part of the movie
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 12/25/23 at 9:07 pm to
Santa told Rudolph if he guided his sleigh he could have Vixen, the sexy reindeer.

That was all Rudolph needed to hear.
Posted by Dirk Dawgler
Where I Am
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 12/25/23 at 9:16 pm to
Santa shamed the hell out of him and his parents in their cave. I mean, he was a dick. Shamed the dentist elf. Exiled flawed toys. He pulled the wool over the everyone’s eyes. He needed to tote an arse whooping from Yukon Cornelius if you ask me.
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
34924 posts
Posted on 12/25/23 at 9:18 pm to
Santa was a major a-hole.
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
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Posted on 12/25/23 at 10:10 pm to
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Then all of sudden they loved him.
Bunch of arse kissing bitches.


His nose lit up for fricks sake. He couldn't control it initially and got an arse whipping for it. He learned to control it and save the day.

The end
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
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Posted on 12/25/23 at 10:14 pm to
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Posted by George Dickel
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Posted on 12/25/23 at 10:37 pm to
This thread…..lmao
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 12/25/23 at 10:49 pm to
He was the Herschel Walker of reindeer. Picked on and ridiculed as a kid which drove him to succeed. I wonder if Rudolph had bipolar disorder?
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 12/25/23 at 10:50 pm to
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Rudolph the big bull reindeer, had a well endowed nose. All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names. They never let poor Rudolph join in any of their gangbangs. Then one night Mrs. Claus was in heat and Cuck Santa came to say... Rudolph with your nose so wide, won't you ride my wife tonight.

What a fricking weirdo.
Posted by num1lsufan
Meraux
Member since Feb 2004
1208 posts
Posted on 12/26/23 at 8:38 am to
Remember it well
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