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Rise of the Machines: Man's roomba spreads dog poop all over his house
Posted on 8/12/16 at 3:21 pm
Posted on 8/12/16 at 3:21 pm
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So, last week, something pretty tragic happened in our household. It's taken me until now to wrap my head around it and find the words to describe the horror. It started off simple enough - something that's probably happened to most of you.
Sometime between midnight and 1:30am, our puppy Evie pooped on our rug in the living room. This is the only time she's done this, so it's probably just because we forgot to let her out before we went to bed that night. Now, if you have a detective's mind, you may be wondering how we know the poop occurred between midnight and 1:30am. We were asleep, so how do I know that time frame?
Why, friends, that's because our Roomba runs at 1:30am every night, while we sleep. And it found the poop. And so begins the Pooptastrophe. The poohpocalypse. The pooppening.
If you have a Roomba, please rid yourself of all distractions and absorb everything I'm about to tell you.
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Posted on 8/12/16 at 3:27 pm to Jim Rockford
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It was not
Posted on 8/12/16 at 3:28 pm to DupontsCircle
To each his own.
Posted on 8/12/16 at 3:31 pm to Jim Rockford
well that's shitty
Posted on 8/12/16 at 3:31 pm to Jim Rockford
That's a crappy situation.
Posted on 8/12/16 at 3:36 pm to Wermanium
What was the puppy thinking the whole time? Stop, they're gonna kill me or just laughing to himself?
Posted on 8/12/16 at 3:38 pm to Jim Rockford
If they would just take the 20 mins to vacuum the house themselves, they wouldn't have to worry about things like this happening.
Posted on 8/12/16 at 3:40 pm to Jim Rockford
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it's probably just because we forgot to let her out before we went to bed
Same kind of people that would leave their kid in a hot car
Posted on 8/12/16 at 3:42 pm to Jim Rockford
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Then, when your four-year-old gets up at 3am to crawl into your bed, you'll wonder why he smells like dog poop. And you'll walk into the living room. And you'll wonder why the floor feels slightly gritty. And you'll see a brown-encrusted, vaguely Roomba-shaped thing sitting in the middle of the floor with a glowing green light, like everything's okay. Like it's proud of itself. You were still half-asleep until this point, but now you wake up pretty damn quickly.
Posted on 8/12/16 at 3:45 pm to fontell
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What was the puppy thinking the whole time? Stop, they're gonna kill me or just laughing to himself?
I would no longer have a puppy after this incident.
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