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re: RIP Darsh, Rutgers student eaten by a bear, Man that is harsh

Posted on 11/26/14 at 8:24 pm to
Posted by MMauler
Member since Jun 2013
19216 posts
Posted on 11/26/14 at 8:24 pm to
quote:

300-pound black bear


He was a gentle giant on his way to college.
Posted by liz18lsu
Naples, FL
Member since Feb 2009
17302 posts
Posted on 11/26/14 at 8:32 pm to
Slow, that video was amazing!!!!
Posted by BayouBandit24
Member since Aug 2010
16560 posts
Posted on 11/26/14 at 8:39 pm to


I knew I had heard that name somewhere before
This post was edited on 11/26/14 at 9:19 pm
Posted by Boats n Hose
NOLA
Member since Apr 2011
37248 posts
Posted on 11/26/14 at 8:53 pm to
Sometimes you eat the bear, sometimes the bear, well he eats you.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65591 posts
Posted on 11/26/14 at 9:02 pm to
This tale bears repeating, oso much.
A 100 meter darsh for dinner.
Darsh and Dine is what the bear had in mind?
Bear A to Bear B: Feel like Indian tonight?
I wonder if the bear detected a darsh of curry whist eating the victim?

And finally a reach but I can't resist:
Ole Miss replaces one mascot (a racist who exploits minorities for economic gain) for a second mascot which attacks humans and rips them into parts and eats them live.

Who the hell are they, indeed?

Posted by RemouladeSawce
Uranus
Member since Sep 2008
13925 posts
Posted on 11/26/14 at 9:09 pm to
South Asians definitely got the shaft in the athletic department
Posted by cave canem
pullarius dominus
Member since Oct 2012
12186 posts
Posted on 11/26/14 at 9:34 pm to
quote:

Ole Miss replaces one mascot (a racist who exploits minorities for economic gain) for a second mascot which is racist and attacks minorities and rips them into parts and eats them live.




FIFY
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65591 posts
Posted on 11/26/14 at 9:42 pm to
Looks like a Freeze Warning should be in effect for Gainesville...


/thread derail
This post was edited on 11/26/14 at 9:47 pm
Posted by PBnJ
in your lunchbox
Member since Aug 2009
2642 posts
Posted on 11/26/14 at 10:40 pm to
I can't bear the thought of going out like that.
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
17678 posts
Posted on 11/26/14 at 10:42 pm to
if you could out run a bear you would be making a nice living as a runner.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69065 posts
Posted on 11/26/14 at 10:59 pm to
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you don't have to run faster then the bear, just faster than the person(s) you are with



Mad at self for not making that thread title.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69065 posts
Posted on 11/26/14 at 11:01 pm to
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Unless they're part cheetah, and assuming my life is in danger, in no way, shape or form is a bear going to catch me. I'm no Olympian and not fit by any means, but I would turn into Jackie Joyner Kersee in a heartbeat.


A bear can catch Usain Bolt, you ain't outrunning it.

Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
10957 posts
Posted on 11/26/14 at 11:24 pm to
"He was totally darshing my mellow, maaaan"

-the bear
Posted by Gugich22
Who Dat Nation
Member since Jan 2006
27710 posts
Posted on 11/27/14 at 12:31 am to
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Now I oddly have Bear and the Maiden Fair stuck in my head.


How did I know this was you before I even looked up at who posted it?
Posted by TailgatinTigers
NOLA BABY
Member since Sep 2007
704 posts
Posted on 11/27/14 at 9:53 am to
And his parents said "You'll never be shite"
Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
38874 posts
Posted on 11/27/14 at 10:04 am to
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Am I the only one that thinks it would be so simple to outrun a bear?


WTF are you smoking?
Posted by cave canem
pullarius dominus
Member since Oct 2012
12186 posts
Posted on 11/27/14 at 10:08 am to
quote:

And his parents said "You'll never be shite"
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