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re: Remind me never to stop at the Love's Travel Stop in Port Allen ever again

Posted on 11/18/14 at 2:58 pm to
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7277 posts
Posted on 11/18/14 at 2:58 pm to
quote:

lsufan_26


You're OT poor. I refuel my Tesla at Whole Foods. The only people approaching me are the Bocage cougars.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19419 posts
Posted on 11/18/14 at 3:33 pm to
Were the girls passing through, or residents of the area?

I'd like to know, so I can go do some...um...blow job research

ETA:
Did the jeweler have any watches?

or maybe a tennis bracelet for dirtymichelleandthegirls?
This post was edited on 11/18/14 at 3:34 pm
Posted by lsufan_26
Member since Feb 2004
12559 posts
Posted on 11/18/14 at 3:36 pm to
Did I hurt your feelings? It's the internet, don't take things so personally.
Posted by lsufan_26
Member since Feb 2004
12559 posts
Posted on 11/18/14 at 3:39 pm to
quote:

Sounds like you passed up a free drink, a free hummer, and a drastically discounted bit of gold jewelry. Time to get off your high horse and enjoy life.

I just noticed I never said it was gold jewelry
Is that you jeweler??
This post was edited on 11/18/14 at 3:44 pm
Posted by CBandits82
Lurker since May 2008
Member since May 2012
54081 posts
Posted on 11/18/14 at 3:45 pm to
quote:

Sounds like you passed up a free drink, a free hummer, and a drastically discounted bit of gold jewelry. Time to get off your high horse and enjoy life.



No shite.

Posted by DallasTiger
THE Capital City
Member since Jan 2004
4224 posts
Posted on 11/18/14 at 3:52 pm to
quote:

Sounds like you passed up a free drink, a free hummer, and a drastically discounted bit of gold jewelry. Time to get off your high horse and enjoy life.




This thread is great.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19419 posts
Posted on 11/18/14 at 3:57 pm to
I can quite visualize your scenario.

Could you perhaps provide a rendering in MS paint?
Posted by lsufan_26
Member since Feb 2004
12559 posts
Posted on 11/18/14 at 4:00 pm to
You're a fricking idiot
Posted by ALWho
Earth
Member since Oct 2014
612 posts
Posted on 11/18/14 at 4:02 pm to
It'll be difficult, I'll try to hide the pain, since you hurt my feelings....both of them
Posted by lsufan_26
Member since Feb 2004
12559 posts
Posted on 11/18/14 at 4:02 pm to
I didn't check the plates, but they said they were from Texas. Take it FWIW. And I don't remember any watches, just necklaces. I didn't really get a good look at his merchandise though because nothing caught my eye.
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19239 posts
Posted on 11/18/14 at 4:08 pm to
Do you think it was a spiked drink? Sounds pretty sketchy
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166226 posts
Posted on 11/18/14 at 4:08 pm to
Why didn't you say "I'll drink it but you gotta show me your titts first"

Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
18498 posts
Posted on 11/18/14 at 4:11 pm to
Reminds me of the shite I used to see at the greyhound bus station in downtown Houston...same dude always trying to sell some chains in the restroom...like dude, I'm trying to piss here okay.
Posted by lsufan_26
Member since Feb 2004
12559 posts
Posted on 11/18/14 at 4:16 pm to
I'll post a request on Mturk to see if anybody wants to make an extra dime
Posted by damnedoldtigah
Middle of Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
4275 posts
Posted on 11/18/14 at 4:20 pm to
My approach to those types of critters is "What is your relationship with Jesus??? What would happen to you if you dropped dead in a couple of minutes??? You need to make Jesus your savior!"

Works every fricking time. Scares the shite out of them.
Posted by lsufan_26
Member since Feb 2004
12559 posts
Posted on 11/18/14 at 4:42 pm to
quote:

the guy in the back was pretending to be fricked up so he'd appear harmless to you. he orchestrated the whole scheme. once you took the drink, which was more than likely the equivalent of horse tranquilizers + acid, he suddenly springs to life, and his main job is to help move your passed out body around because the two girls are too weak to do it themselves.

Posted by Samso
nyc
Member since Jun 2013
4730 posts
Posted on 11/18/14 at 5:35 pm to
quote:

You're OT poor. I refuel my Tesla at Whole Foods. The only people approaching me are the Bocage cougars.



Posted by lsufan_26
Member since Feb 2004
12559 posts
Posted on 11/18/14 at 7:53 pm to
quote:

Do you think it was a spiked drink? Sounds pretty sketchy

Definitely. It had aluminum foil as a lid that was halfway off
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