Disclaimer: Pretty long story but it's mostly dialogue and this all took place within 10 minutes of my time at the Love's in Port Allen. Hopefully you guys will find it entertaining/insightful/boring/etc.

I went to visit my family in Baton Rouge this past weekend and had to stop for gas. I thought I could make it to my family's house before having to refuel, but my gas light had been on for a little while. I didn't want to risk running out of gas before getting to Baton Rouge, so I stopped in Port Allen for gas. I stopped at the Love's by the bridge and start pumping my gas. 30 seconds later, I see this car about 2 rows over stop and the driver was just staring at me. I glance over to see what they were doing, and they are still staring at me. I can hear them talking but can't understand what they are saying. I was thinking maybe it was somebody I knew or maybe they recognized me.

I finish refueling and the car drives over to the other side of the pump. The driver rolls down her window, and I look over to see if it was somebody I knew. Nope. It was 2 crack-headed looking girls and a guy in the back. I couldn't tell how old they were but they were young though.

Driver: "Hey, do you like to party?"
Me: "I don't know, sometimes?"
Driver: "Well do you drink? Like alcohol?"
(This is when I figured they were underage since they had to specify it was alcohol

)
Me: "Yeah"
Driver: "Will you drink this? It's called an Alabama Slammer" (It was in one of those test tube shots and I could tell that it was already opened)
Me: "No, I'm good. Thanks"
Driver: "Come on. Please? It will like make my life if you drink this!"
Me: "No, sorry, I've got a long drive still ahead of me" (Definitely lying)
Girl passenger: "She'll suck your dick if you do! Hahahahaha"
Driver: "No I won't, but just drink it"

That's when I look at the guy in the backseat (who looked really fricked up) and give him a "WTF, who are these girls" look.

Guy passenger: "I don't know dude, these girls just picked me up. We're from Texas"
Driver: "Here" (as she's trying to hand me the drink)
Me: "No, really I'm good"
Driver: "Fine, pussy"

She then peels out of the lot in disgust.

I go inside to take a piss. I finish up and start washing my hands. I'm approached by this guy, who looks high as hell, holding all types of jewelry trying to show it off. He keeps staring at me fidgeting with a necklace.

Me: "Umm... what do you got there?" (Just trying to acknowledge him since he was making me nervous)
Jeweler: "Some good shite my boy"
Me: "Yeah they're pretty nice. Are those yours?"
Jeweler: "Yeah, give me $50 for it" (As he's trying to show me the handwritten price tag of like $250)
Me: "Sorry man, I don't have that kind of money haha" (I was still in my work clothes, and this is when I wished I had a POS car in case he followed me outside.)
Jeweler: "Shiiiiiiit... aight" (He gave me a look like he didn't believe me and walks out of the restroom)

I walk out of the restroom looking for the jeweler. He's not there. At this point I'm hoping he's not outside waiting for me. My truck is the only car at the pumps. Great. I step outside look around. Nobody is around so I take off towards my truck. I jump in, lock the doors, and drive off. Never again. This all happened within my 10 minute stop there. I know the soliciting probably isn't always that bad there, but I'll take my chances running out of gas next time.

TL;DR - Don't stop at the Love's in Port Allen because it's sketchy as hell.