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Pumping Iron and Swapping Wives for Jesus (with pics)

Posted on 9/26/14 at 11:49 am
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 9/26/14 at 11:49 am






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A Bible-thumping couple in Florida is changing the way people think about their faith — with a hookup website for devout Christian swingers!
Cristy Parave and her husband, Dean, are the unashamed bodybuilding Jesus lovers bringing couples together and introducing them to their wild lifestyle of swapping sex partners and Bible verses, Barcroft Media reports.


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“I don’t think God would be mad at what we are doing,” Cristy said. “At first I was conflicted, but the more we looked at it, the more it makes sense to us.”
The 44-year-old added that she felt mankind had been created to frolic and fornicate with one another.
“God put people on the Earth to breed and enjoy each other,” she told Barcroft. “I feel God is always with me and he has put us here for a reason.”


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This post was edited on 9/26/14 at 11:57 am
Posted by LSUvegasbombed
Red Stick
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Posted on 9/26/14 at 11:51 am to
Wtf
Posted by okietiger
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Posted on 9/26/14 at 11:52 am to
You're the new arseinclarse
Posted by SwaggerCopter
H TINE HOL IT DINE
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Posted on 9/26/14 at 11:52 am to
This is why we can't have nice things.
Posted by Ignignokt
Member since Dec 2005
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Posted on 9/26/14 at 11:52 am to
Should we be surprised anymore that shite like this happens?
Posted by tigerinthebueche
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Posted on 9/26/14 at 11:53 am to
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You're the new arseinclarse


Posted by vanburenboy
New York
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Posted on 9/26/14 at 11:53 am to
3,2,1,4
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
45721 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 11:54 am to
I think I'm going to stick with being a celibate heathen
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 9/26/14 at 11:55 am to
So do they gather in prayer before sex sessions to ask the good Lord to protect them from STD's?
Posted by skirpnasty
Atlantis
Member since Aug 2012
10781 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 11:55 am to
Wellllllll, people feel like god is leading them to kill their kids and shite every few years.

Humans aren't exactly renowned for our good judgement.
Posted by Bluefin
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Posted on 9/26/14 at 11:56 am to
This is the most Florida thing to ever Florida.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 9/26/14 at 11:56 am to
quote:

This is the most Florida thing to ever Florida.
Posted by aVatiger
Water
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Posted on 9/26/14 at 11:56 am to
Lifting and Swinging for Jesus!

Posted by aVatiger
Water
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Posted on 9/26/14 at 11:57 am to
quote:

Bluefin


quote:

This is the most Florida thing to ever Florida.


have a upvote, friend
Posted by RDOtiger
Zachary
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 9/26/14 at 11:57 am to
They must be episcopalians!
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 11:58 am to
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This is the most Florida thing to ever Florida

Well said....I live here and number of dumbshites exceed the number of grains of sand
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 9/26/14 at 11:59 am to
quote:

This is the most Florida thing to ever Florida.


I wanted to respond to this thread, but I couldn't quite come up with the words to post.

This is pretty much exactly what I was feeling but couldn't formulate the words.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
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Posted on 9/26/14 at 11:59 am to
I hate to break it to these losers but they ain't Christians.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 9/26/14 at 12:02 pm to
quote:

You're the new arseinclarse


Thank you, but I could never rival the Master.


Posted by sneakytiger
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 9/26/14 at 12:06 pm to
Guy on the right:

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