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Pre-Marriage Counseling: What to Expect
Posted on 3/2/17 at 11:24 am
Posted on 3/2/17 at 11:24 am
Fiance (no pics) and I have our first meeting with the minister for pre-marriage counseling.
What kinda stuff should I/we expect?
What kinda stuff should I/we expect?
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Posted on 3/2/17 at 11:25 am to FearTheFish
Just nod your head until it's over
Posted on 3/2/17 at 11:26 am to FearTheFish
quote:
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Posted on 3/2/17 at 11:26 am to FearTheFish
Some dumb compatibility tests and the usual relationship cliche advice
Posted on 3/2/17 at 11:27 am to FearTheFish
Ultimately...
Divorce
Divorce
Posted on 3/2/17 at 11:27 am to Schmelly
quote:
Just nod your head until it's over
Admit nothing.
Deny everything.
Make counter accusations.
Posted on 3/2/17 at 11:27 am to FearTheFish
quote:
What to Expect
Since she's appearantly already running the show... a lot worse.
Posted on 3/2/17 at 11:28 am to FearTheFish
quote:
What to Expect
The usual stuff you hear from everyone....
Don't go to bed angry
Be Honest
Be Loyal
PIIHB
Posted on 3/2/17 at 11:28 am to FearTheFish
Some weird shite that you will definitely not feel comfortable talking about in front of the preacher man, but I believe that was on the third and final meeting.
Posted on 3/2/17 at 11:28 am to FearTheFish
Broken promises
Posted on 3/2/17 at 11:28 am to FearTheFish
You need to lie if you've been living together, had filthy premarital relations, etc.
Posted on 3/2/17 at 11:28 am to FearTheFish
Finding out your future wife has been BBC'd
Posted on 3/2/17 at 11:29 am to FearTheFish
Not sure what denomination its for but I had to do the Catholic pre-marriage counseling and that was miserable.
Posted on 3/2/17 at 11:30 am to FearTheFish
quote:
What kinda stuff should I/we expect?
Whatever you do, make sure you ask him to perform the ancient right of Prima Noctis. You want to start this new marriage off the right way.
Posted on 3/2/17 at 11:31 am to FearTheFish
Heres what I got told:
The wedding is not about you. Its all about her. if they gave oscars for weddings, the best the groom would get is best actor in a supporting role. (thats actually a quote).
Your job in future will be to pay for shite. thats it. You're a fricking wallet carrier. In exchange you will get an ever dimimishing amount of pussy. Blow jobs will disappear first.
Wait at least 4 years before having kids. That way you will have seen each other in every sort of situation from good to bad. If you still love her, THEN consider creating a child.
Save as much money as possible now. That kid is gonna get every dime the wife doesnt spend.
The wedding is not about you. Its all about her. if they gave oscars for weddings, the best the groom would get is best actor in a supporting role. (thats actually a quote).
Your job in future will be to pay for shite. thats it. You're a fricking wallet carrier. In exchange you will get an ever dimimishing amount of pussy. Blow jobs will disappear first.
Wait at least 4 years before having kids. That way you will have seen each other in every sort of situation from good to bad. If you still love her, THEN consider creating a child.
Save as much money as possible now. That kid is gonna get every dime the wife doesnt spend.
Posted on 3/2/17 at 11:32 am to prince of fools
Heard some weird stories from friends who had multiple meetings with a Priest.
This post was edited on 6/1/17 at 7:38 pm
Posted on 3/2/17 at 11:32 am to FearTheFish
Depends on how close you and your fiancée are already. Nothing they brought up to my wife and I was a surprise, since we'd already talked family life, home life, finances etc. Your mileage may vary.
Posted on 3/2/17 at 11:33 am to Restomod
Is this where she tells you once and for all if she's gonna allow butt stuff or not?
Posted on 3/2/17 at 11:34 am to FearTheFish
Maybe some fairy tale stuff about a Jewish guy who lived around 2000 years ago who supposedly had a virgin mother and came back to life about being killed, and maybe some more stuff about a magic bearded guy in the sky? 
Posted on 3/2/17 at 11:35 am to Pavoloco83
quote:
The wedding is not about you. Its all about her. if they gave oscars for weddings, the best the groom would get is best actor in a supporting role. (thats actually a quote).
Your job in future will be to pay for shite. thats it. You're a fricking wallet carrier. In exchange you will get an ever dimimishing amount of pussy. Blow jobs will disappear first.
Wait at least 4 years before having kids. That way you will have seen each other in every sort of situation from good to bad. If you still love her, THEN consider creating a child.
Save as much money as possible now. That kid is gonna get every dime the wife doesnt spend.
There is some wisdom in here.
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