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re: Post things your wife does that’s almost unforgivable

Posted on 8/2/18 at 10:53 am to
Posted by GrammarKnotsi
Member since Feb 2013
9382 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 10:53 am to
quote:

If only there were a way to brew multiple cups at once...



I actually use the Keurig for the hot water to pour into the press..
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67214 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 10:53 am to
Cooks a steak well done.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69222 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 10:53 am to
Gets mad at my chewing when I eat cereal in bed. Yet she will bring dinner up there if I'm watching football ir basketball.

Gets mad every time I hang out with friends.
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
9228 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 10:53 am to
Mine will put a plate with one small thing, like a muffin or a couple of carrots in the fridge on the shelf for tall things. RIGHT NEXT TO A SHORT SHELF FOR SHORT THINGS.

She is a really intelligent woman, but her spacial awareness is for shite. Her brain just can't grasp 3D concepts. I bet she would be terrible at Tetrus.
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81741 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 10:54 am to
quote:

My wife loads utensils upside down which makes me nuts


What do you consider upside down?
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 10:54 am to
Don't do anything in the first couple of months that you don't want to have to keep doing forever.
Posted by bigfatpimp
st. gabriel
Member since Sep 2005
302 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 10:54 am to
after watering plants, rolls the hose in a manner which requires re-rolling the hose in a tighter coil in order to get the mower under it.

Got a mower with a blade clutch in order to save the marriage.
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 10:54 am to
quote:

She wont wash the food off the plates before putting them in


Why should she?
Posted by ISmellMischief
Jodie's House
Member since Jan 2013
897 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 10:54 am to
Squeezes the lube from the center of the tube when she is getting herself ready.
Posted by mmmmmbeeer
ATL
Member since Nov 2014
7443 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 10:54 am to
When she ignores the advice I give her and what I told her would happen, happens. Granted I give advice to her far too often and it annoys her but, frickin' a, I can't help it I'm always right.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63226 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 10:55 am to
Cheers for Alabama
Posted by iheartlsu
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
27726 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 10:56 am to
She eats in bed and does it on my side of the bed
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 10:57 am to
quote:

It's not just the utensils.......she will put cups and glasses at the bottom, plates at the top....she will put magnalite pots in the dishwasher instead of just washing them in the sink...

She wont wash the food off the plates before putting them in......it's a total mess...everything is disorganized and I have to go back and rinse the plates and re-organize.

Sounds like she's got you trained pretty well.
Posted by GrammarKnotsi
Member since Feb 2013
9382 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 10:59 am to
quote:

When my wife is chopping in the kitchen, she "talks" with the knife. Like she's talking with hand motions, only with the knife still in her hand.


this sounds hilarious
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 10:59 am to
quote:

Cheers for Alabama

The post clearly says ALMOST unforgivable.

That's not "almost".

Kick that houndstooth wearing, Bear worshipping, Saban loving bitch to the curb.
Posted by justice
Member since Feb 2006
54603 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 11:00 am to
Leaves the toilet paper roll empty, leaves her fricking hair clips all over the damn house. Her fart game puts mine to shame
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 11:01 am to
Leaves the keys in the door. Drive me bananas.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 11:04 am to
quote:

Why should she?



because the food will clog the screen at the bottom of the dishwasher and I'm the one that has to clear it out
Posted by al_cajun
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2017
2442 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 11:04 am to
Locks every door at all times. I could be unloading the car and I swear she locks it in between trips.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 11:04 am to
quote:

Sounds like she's got you trained pretty well.



She antagonizes me
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