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Positive Covid PCR Test Results are faulty!
Posted on 8/27/21 at 6:19 am
Posted on 8/27/21 at 6:19 am
Wife and I are going on vacation out of the country and they require us to get negative PCR Covid test…I had covid middle of last year and am not vaccinated…she hasn’t had covid and is not vaccinated. We go to Walgreens and do the drive through test…They give you the instructions and you go park and do the test…You basically swap yourself…I put it in my nose, but barely touched anything…I wanted no chance of a false positive…My wife did something very similar…We both got test results today of positive for Covid. We have no symptoms whatsoever…This is absolute garbage. Today I realize that the level of panic is due to absolute lies. These tests are a joke!
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Posted on 8/27/21 at 6:20 am to dallaslsufan
Just trust the science
Posted on 8/27/21 at 6:20 am to dallaslsufan
Guess you’ll have to repeat the test so you can go on vacay.
Posted on 8/27/21 at 6:20 am to dallaslsufan
So you’re saying you purposely administered tests incorrectly and you’re not satisfied with the result.
Posted on 8/27/21 at 6:21 am to AmosMosesAndTwins
Right?
What an idiot.
What an idiot.
Posted on 8/27/21 at 6:21 am to dallaslsufan
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n my nose, but barely touched anything…
Specially when you use them as instructed...
Posted on 8/27/21 at 6:25 am to dallaslsufan
Sounds like karma got you baw. And we wonder why JBE talks at us like we’re 7?
Posted on 8/27/21 at 6:26 am to dallaslsufan
They use a black light to see the "nose residue", and are fully aware of your little trick. They are instructed to give a positive result to all tricksters, so that the trickster is now afforded the opportunity to throw another handful of money into the system.
You will do it again, until you get it right.
You will do it again, until you get it right.
Posted on 8/27/21 at 6:30 am to dallaslsufan
The FBI would like to thank you and your wife for submitting a DNA sample to their collection site for future use.
Posted on 8/27/21 at 6:32 am to dallaslsufan
I’ve heard from a PA neighbor of tests coming back positive which weren’t even swabbed or just run under tap water. This has been happening since spring 2020.
Posted on 8/27/21 at 6:35 am to RidiculousHype
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just run under tap water.
Using that Tri Delta water, EVERY test will come back positive.
Posted on 8/27/21 at 6:35 am to dallaslsufan
You are one of the problems.
Posted on 8/27/21 at 6:38 am to dallaslsufan
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Wife and I are going on vacation out of the country
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am not vaccinated…she hasn’t had covid and is not vaccinated.
Posted on 8/27/21 at 6:39 am to dallaslsufan
You are unvaccinated and sound like people who don’t wear masks. Have you considered that maybe you have Covid? Wild thought I know.
Posted on 8/27/21 at 6:41 am to theronswanson
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Have you considered that maybe you have Covid?
Posted on 8/27/21 at 6:41 am to dallaslsufan
Probably a false positive not because you have COVID but because you essentially broke the test. Same deal as kids who wanted 10 days off by pouring acidic fluids on the test swap. It broke the test, which result in a false positive.
Posted on 8/27/21 at 6:43 am to dallaslsufan
If it doesn't touch your brain, it's inaccurate.
Posted on 8/27/21 at 6:47 am to RidiculousHype
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I’ve heard from a PA neighbor of tests coming back positive which weren’t even swabbed or just run under tap water.
That's because that's where the COVID antigen actually is
It's everywhere. In the water, animals, TREATED water, cabinets, playstations...
Those small planes flying overhead on the weekends aren't just playing with themselves...
they dumping it on us baw
I have yet to actually see this "virus"
This post was edited on 8/27/21 at 6:48 am
Posted on 8/27/21 at 6:58 am to dallaslsufan
If your goal was a negative test, and no one was watching, why did you even put the swab in your nose?
Posted on 8/27/21 at 7:04 am to dallaslsufan
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We have no symptoms whatsoever
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We both got test results today of positive for Covid
I guess you’re an asymptomatic
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