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Posted on 11/3/16 at 12:46 pm to lsu2006
quote:Man, I hate when I have to eat chicken like everyone else in the world eats chicken!!!
only option for consumption of the chicken breasts was to hold a chicken breast in his hands and to tear off pieces thereof with his teeth
Posted on 11/3/16 at 12:46 pm to tigerpimpbot
Popeye's response to his complaint: Spork You
Posted on 11/3/16 at 12:48 pm to tigerpimpbot
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So this dude alleged that he needed a knife to cut the chicken breast while he was eating in his car. This case will settle for less than a side of mashed potatoes.
Yep. He decided to eat fried chicken while driving but then wants to sue because he didn't have a knife. That seems inherently more unsafe. This lawsuit is DOA.
Posted on 11/3/16 at 12:48 pm to chinhoyang
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The customer is a lawyer and he's representing himself.
These are often the worst lawsuits.
Agreed. We have one of these cocksuckers in our neighborhood that hasn't paid dues in 8 years and sued the HOA for trying to collect. Scum of the earth
Posted on 11/3/16 at 12:49 pm to Polycarp
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Who in the frick would use a knife on fried chicken? What a dumbass
You ain't interested in Making America Great Again, brother?
Posted on 11/3/16 at 12:57 pm to DemonKA3268
Maybe this shite is why Clarke Perkins hates seeing white folk at Popeyes
Posted on 11/3/16 at 12:59 pm to Y.A. Tittle
Well Trump just lost my vote
Posted on 11/3/16 at 12:59 pm to DemonKA3268
Pics of attorney? I bet he's a fat slob. Who eats fried chicken breast while driving? Hands are the appropriate utensil, but greasy hands on steering wheel? gross.
Guaranteed this guy is a fat bastage.
Guaranteed this guy is a fat bastage.
Posted on 11/3/16 at 1:09 pm to weadjust
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Popeye's response to his complaint: Go Spork Yourself
FIFY
Posted on 11/3/16 at 1:09 pm to DemonKA3268
How does one eat chicken...with a knife...while driving down the road? Sounds like a fat arse struggling lawyer to me
Posted on 11/3/16 at 1:14 pm to SEClint
This is the very definition of "White People's Problems".
Posted on 11/3/16 at 1:17 pm to DemonKA3268
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Newton then drove to his office and started eating in the car, using the spork for his red beans and rice.
Trashy
Posted on 11/3/16 at 1:18 pm to DemonKA3268
quote:Fatty.
two chicken breasts
Posted on 11/3/16 at 1:19 pm to DemonKA3268
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Newton then drove to his office and started eating in the car
Whatever happened to taking smaller bites and chewing your food?
Posted on 11/3/16 at 1:23 pm to lsu2006
Here you go:
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FACTS
9. All matters pertinent to the facts set forth herein occurred on November 1, 2015.
10. On November 1, 2015, plaintiff Newton was a drive-through customer at a Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen franchise located at 2420 Pass Road, Gulfport, MS, which franchise on information and belief is owned and operated by defendants Metro Foods, Winchester, and Salvaggio.
11. In the drive-through line, plaintiff Newton ordered, received and paid for two chicken breasts, and order of red beans and rice, a biscuit, and a soft drink. Newton's order was delivered to him in a bag which included the napkins, salt and pepper, and the utensil deemed necessary for consumption of his order.
12. Plaintiff Newton drove directly to his business office at 625 16th Street, Suite B, Gulfport, MS 39507, and began to consume his meal. The sole utensil accompanying the order was a plastic "spork," which is a combination fork and spoon, which Newton used to consume the red beans and rice.
13. Because Newton's order did not include a plastic knife, plaintiff Newton's only option for consumption of the chicken breasts was to hold a chicken breast in his hands and to tear off pieces thereof with his teeth.
14. During his consumption of his meal, plaintiff Newton became choked on a portion of chicken which lodged in his throat and other neck areas, and was unable to swallow the bite, or to spit or cough the bite out.
15. On the evening of November 1, 2015, plaintiff Newton underwent emergency surgery at Memorial Hospital at Gulfport, in Gulfport, MS to remove the said portion of chicken.
CAUSE OF ACTION
16. Defendants Metro Foods of Gulfport South, Inc., James E. Winchester, Rodney Salvaggio, and Popeyes Pass Road Gulfport owed a duty to plaintiff Newton, and owes a duty to all its customers, to provide the appropriate utensil or utensils for safe consumption of the purchased food orders.
17. Defendants Metro Foods of Gulfport South, Inc., James E. Winchester, Rodney Salvaggio, and Popeyes Pass Road Gulfport breached such duty by failure to provide the appropriate utensil or utensils such as a plastic knife to enable plaintiff Newton to cut the chicken breast into appropriate portions.
18. Plaintiff Newton subsequently determined by placing another order at the same Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen franchise located at 2420 Pass Road, Gulfport, MS for a chicken breast and red beans that the said franchise routinely provides only a spork and does not include a knife to enable a customer to cut the chicken breast into appropriate portions.
19. Plaintiff Newton reasonably believes that defendant Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen, Inc. advises its franchisees to include only a spork in conjunction with orders of chicken breasts.
20. The failure of these defendants to provide the appropriate utensil for safe consumption of purchased food orders proximately caused the medical emergency occurring on November 1, 2015, and the injuries suffered by plaintiff Newton.
21. The failure of these defendants to provide the appropriate utensil for safe consumption of purchased food orders has caused monetary damages due to medical expenses to plaintiff Newton.
22. The injuries suffered by plaintiff Newton include, but are not limited to, the following:
a. Medical expenses;
b. Pain and suffering, and any other nonpecuniary damages; and
c. Any and all such other damages as maybe shown at the trial of this matter, including but not limited to punitive damages.
This post was edited on 11/3/16 at 1:25 pm
Posted on 11/3/16 at 1:25 pm to FearTheFish
I hope Popeyes doesn't settle so this guy can get owned in court
Posted on 11/3/16 at 1:28 pm to lsu2006
Dude better eat more spinach if he thinks he's going to win that battle.
Posted on 11/3/16 at 1:31 pm to lsu2006
It will be cheaper to settle. Their premiums go up and then they pass the cost to the consumers. What a time to be alive.
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