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Popeyes in legal trouble
Posted on 11/3/16 at 12:19 pm
Posted on 11/3/16 at 12:19 pm
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Posted on 11/3/16 at 12:22 pm to DemonKA3268
quote:
“If you choke on your chicken
I choke my chicken all the time
Posted on 11/3/16 at 12:24 pm to The Torch
But do you choke "on" your chicken?
Posted on 11/3/16 at 12:24 pm to DemonKA3268
The customer is a lawyer and he's representing himself.
These are often the worst lawsuits.
These are often the worst lawsuits.
Posted on 11/3/16 at 12:25 pm to DemonKA3268
So he couldn't take smaller bites?
Posted on 11/3/16 at 12:25 pm to DemonKA3268
What a headline 
Posted on 11/3/16 at 12:25 pm to DemonKA3268
If Popeyes is in trouble, I'll personally start a go-fund-me. Popeyes is the GOAT.
Posted on 11/3/16 at 12:25 pm to DemonKA3268
quote:
"Because Newton's order did not include a plastic knife, plaintiff Newton's only option for consumption of the chicken breasts was to hold a chicken breast in his hands and to tear off pieces thereof with his teeth," the lawsuit states.
frick, I need a copy of this petition
Posted on 11/3/16 at 12:27 pm to DemonKA3268
Well, these are equally nonsensical statements.
I always use a fork, and if the spork wasn't sturdy enough, I'd use my fingers. I never use a knife. It's bizarre for me to see someone take a bite out of a whole breast or thigh like that fatty Joey in the Youtube reviews. I've never ever done that. The thought never occurred to me, as the shape of the pieces isn't conducive to it.
ETA: I also get to select the skin I eat, avoid fat pockets in thighs, avoid the tiny bones in parts of the breast and cartilage in thighs, and I don't smear my whole face with grease and crumbs. To all you downvoting Joeys, there's a better way.
quote:
"Because Newton's order did not include a plastic knife, plaintiff Newton's only option for consumption of the chicken breasts was to hold a chicken breast in his hands and to tear off pieces thereof with his teeth," the lawsuit states.
quote:
“If you choke on your chicken and you have to get the chicken removed from your throat, it’s not because Popeyes didn’t apply a knife to the box,” former employee Tory Stokes said. “Maybe you should slow down eating. Nobody eats chicken with utensils.”
I always use a fork, and if the spork wasn't sturdy enough, I'd use my fingers. I never use a knife. It's bizarre for me to see someone take a bite out of a whole breast or thigh like that fatty Joey in the Youtube reviews. I've never ever done that. The thought never occurred to me, as the shape of the pieces isn't conducive to it.
ETA: I also get to select the skin I eat, avoid fat pockets in thighs, avoid the tiny bones in parts of the breast and cartilage in thighs, and I don't smear my whole face with grease and crumbs. To all you downvoting Joeys, there's a better way.
This post was edited on 11/3/16 at 5:48 pm
Posted on 11/3/16 at 12:31 pm to lsu2006
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Newton's only option for consumption of the chicken breasts was to hold a chicken breast in his hands and to tear off pieces thereof with his teeth,"
how was this his only option?
Posted on 11/3/16 at 12:32 pm to MorbidTheClown
Because Popeye's didn't give him a knife ( ). Based on the article it seems like he even admitted in the suit to eating while he was driving. I REALLY need a copy of this petition.
). Based on the article it seems like he even admitted in the suit to eating while he was driving. I REALLY need a copy of this petition. Posted on 11/3/16 at 12:33 pm to lsu2006
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admitted in the suit to eating while he was driving.
give him a $250 settlement...then a $250 ticket for distracted driving.
Posted on 11/3/16 at 12:33 pm to DemonKA3268
quote:
"Because Newton's order did not include a plastic knife, plaintiff Newton's only option for consumption of the chicken breasts was to hold a chicken breast in his hands and to tear off pieces thereof with his teeth," the lawsuit states.
How the frick else do you eat fried chicken?
Posted on 11/3/16 at 12:33 pm to DemonKA3268
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Man sues Popeyes after choking on chicken
Missed OT title opportunity.
Posted on 11/3/16 at 12:35 pm to DemonKA3268
So this dude alleged that he needed a knife to cut the chicken breast while he was eating in his car. This case will settle for less than a side of mashed potatoes.
Posted on 11/3/16 at 12:37 pm to DemonKA3268
Popeyes shouldn't be responsible for the idiot putting a chicken the size of a watermelon in his mouth and attempting to swallow it
This post was edited on 11/3/16 at 12:39 pm
Posted on 11/3/16 at 12:39 pm to schwartzy
agreed
Posted on 11/3/16 at 12:41 pm to DemonKA3268
Who in the frick would use a knife on fried chicken? What a dumbass
Posted on 11/3/16 at 12:44 pm to DemonKA3268
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Newton then drove to his office and started eating in the car, using the spork for his red beans and rice.
Posted on 11/3/16 at 12:45 pm to DemonKA3268
Can Popeye's countersue for legal costs and lost productivity? See if his tune changes.
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