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Pick up lines for older women
Posted on 8/6/15 at 11:40 am
Posted on 8/6/15 at 11:40 am
I need some.
I like saying the older the violin the sweeter the music
I like saying the older the violin the sweeter the music
Posted on 8/6/15 at 11:40 am to Codythetiger
I'll make you feel like you're 20.
Posted on 8/6/15 at 11:41 am to Codythetiger
"Don't worry, I like it dry."
Posted on 8/6/15 at 11:41 am to Codythetiger
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I like saying the older the violin the sweeter the music
You're doing it wrong.
Posted on 8/6/15 at 11:41 am to Codythetiger
Posted on 8/6/15 at 11:42 am to Codythetiger
My name is Cody..... You want to frick or make love?
Posted on 8/6/15 at 11:42 am to Codythetiger
I think no pick-up lines - staring into her eyes & being completely honest would be the best play.
Posted on 8/6/15 at 11:42 am to Codythetiger
I always carry a bottle of lube.
Posted on 8/6/15 at 11:42 am to Codythetiger
You don't need pickup lines with older women. They are much more DTF and know what the frick they want when they want it (generally speaking...).
Try "Hey let me get that martini for you".
Try "Hey let me get that martini for you".
Posted on 8/6/15 at 11:42 am to fr33manator
Why don't I just play her some old school Justin bieber
Posted on 8/6/15 at 11:43 am to Codythetiger
Arent you like 18? So older woman for you is what, 25?
Posted on 8/6/15 at 11:44 am to ksayetiger
Don't test him, bro. He's 6 feet and weighs 210 pounds.
Posted on 8/6/15 at 11:44 am to ksayetiger
I'm 23 fricker I grew up on this board.
Posted on 8/6/15 at 11:44 am to Codythetiger
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How to Pick Up Older Women
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Instructions
Project a sense of self-confidence. Older women have no time for men who don't possess the basic manly attribute of self-confidence. Older women tend to be more self-confident than their younger female counterparts, so it stands to reason that they are looking for a guy who isn't second-guessing himself.
Leave the pick-up lines at home. A mature lady probably has heard enough lines to sense one coming a mile away. Pick-up lines make you look insecure and unintelligent.
Shower her with attention. This appeals to women of all ages. Make and maintain eye contact with her. Engage her in conversation and really listen to what she is saying. Attention coupled with good conversation can be a powerful aphrodisiac.
Expect straightforwardness. Most older women have little patience for games. If she is looking for a one-night-stand, she may come right out and say so very quickly. On the other hand, if she is looking for a relationship, she may let you know that as well. She probably will expect the same honesty from you.
Expect boldness in the area of physical intimacy. If you become sexually involved with a mature woman, she probably will be much more confident of her sexuality than most younger women are. She may initiate sex more and take the lead during sexual activity. For some men, this can be a turn-off or intimidating, but for others it can actually be a turn-on.
Offer chivalrous actions, but don't be insulted if they are refused. You should offer to pay for an older woman's drink if you are interested in her, but she may turn you down. While this could indicate that she's not interested, this isn't always the case. Many older ladies are more financially stable and prefer to remain financially independent, rather than relying on a man's contributions.
Have fun and stay relaxed. Many women spend their younger years stressed out from relationships, work and raising children. Older women often look for opportunities to enjoy life without a lot of stress and drama.
Posted on 8/6/15 at 11:44 am to Fun Bunch
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"Hey let me get that martini for you".
Do this 3X.
Than say, "do we need to stop and get stuff for breakfast or do you already have some stuff?"
Posted on 8/6/15 at 11:45 am to Codythetiger
You don't play games with older women. You see them sitting off by themselves sipping their drink looking off put by the music they obviously aren't liking.
Drop your voice an octave and say, soft and slow, into their ear, "you want to find some place more your speed?"
They aren't into games like the teenyboppers, in my experience.
Drop your voice an octave and say, soft and slow, into their ear, "you want to find some place more your speed?"
They aren't into games like the teenyboppers, in my experience.
Posted on 8/6/15 at 11:45 am to saint amant steve
Have you dumped your fat girlfriend yet?
Posted on 8/6/15 at 11:45 am to Codythetiger
"I am looking for neither a nurse nor a purse."
Posted on 8/6/15 at 11:45 am to Codythetiger
I guess it has been a while. I still remember your stupid high school drama like it was yesterday though. Time flies
Posted on 8/6/15 at 11:47 am to Codythetiger
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I'm 23 fricker I grew up on this board.
How is it then that you have zero game?
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