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Pick up lines for older women

Posted on 8/6/15 at 11:40 am
Posted by Codythetiger
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2006
27588 posts
Posted on 8/6/15 at 11:40 am
I need some.

I like saying the older the violin the sweeter the music
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 8/6/15 at 11:40 am to
I'll make you feel like you're 20.
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
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Posted on 8/6/15 at 11:41 am to
"Don't worry, I like it dry."
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 8/6/15 at 11:41 am to
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I like saying the older the violin the sweeter the music


You're doing it wrong.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124251 posts
Posted on 8/6/15 at 11:41 am to
Just Play Ronnie McDowell's Older Women
And give her a sly smile.

She'll know what's up.

Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
21924 posts
Posted on 8/6/15 at 11:42 am to
My name is Cody..... You want to frick or make love?
Posted by a want
I love everybody
Member since Oct 2010
19756 posts
Posted on 8/6/15 at 11:42 am to
I think no pick-up lines - staring into her eyes & being completely honest would be the best play.
Posted by oVo
Member since Dec 2013
11804 posts
Posted on 8/6/15 at 11:42 am to
I always carry a bottle of lube.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
115870 posts
Posted on 8/6/15 at 11:42 am to
You don't need pickup lines with older women. They are much more DTF and know what the frick they want when they want it (generally speaking...).

Try "Hey let me get that martini for you".
Posted by Codythetiger
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2006
27588 posts
Posted on 8/6/15 at 11:42 am to
Why don't I just play her some old school Justin bieber
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68313 posts
Posted on 8/6/15 at 11:43 am to
Arent you like 18? So older woman for you is what, 25?
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 8/6/15 at 11:44 am to
Don't test him, bro. He's 6 feet and weighs 210 pounds.
Posted by Codythetiger
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2006
27588 posts
Posted on 8/6/15 at 11:44 am to
I'm 23 fricker I grew up on this board.
Posted by saint amant steve
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
5695 posts
Posted on 8/6/15 at 11:44 am to
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How to Pick Up Older Women


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Instructions

Project a sense of self-confidence. Older women have no time for men who don't possess the basic manly attribute of self-confidence. Older women tend to be more self-confident than their younger female counterparts, so it stands to reason that they are looking for a guy who isn't second-guessing himself.

Leave the pick-up lines at home. A mature lady probably has heard enough lines to sense one coming a mile away. Pick-up lines make you look insecure and unintelligent.

Shower her with attention. This appeals to women of all ages. Make and maintain eye contact with her. Engage her in conversation and really listen to what she is saying. Attention coupled with good conversation can be a powerful aphrodisiac.

Expect straightforwardness. Most older women have little patience for games. If she is looking for a one-night-stand, she may come right out and say so very quickly. On the other hand, if she is looking for a relationship, she may let you know that as well. She probably will expect the same honesty from you.

Expect boldness in the area of physical intimacy. If you become sexually involved with a mature woman, she probably will be much more confident of her sexuality than most younger women are. She may initiate sex more and take the lead during sexual activity. For some men, this can be a turn-off or intimidating, but for others it can actually be a turn-on.

Offer chivalrous actions, but don't be insulted if they are refused. You should offer to pay for an older woman's drink if you are interested in her, but she may turn you down. While this could indicate that she's not interested, this isn't always the case. Many older ladies are more financially stable and prefer to remain financially independent, rather than relying on a man's contributions.

Have fun and stay relaxed. Many women spend their younger years stressed out from relationships, work and raising children. Older women often look for opportunities to enjoy life without a lot of stress and drama.


Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28182 posts
Posted on 8/6/15 at 11:44 am to
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"Hey let me get that martini for you".


Do this 3X.

Than say, "do we need to stop and get stuff for breakfast or do you already have some stuff?"
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124251 posts
Posted on 8/6/15 at 11:45 am to
You don't play games with older women. You see them sitting off by themselves sipping their drink looking off put by the music they obviously aren't liking.

Drop your voice an octave and say, soft and slow, into their ear, "you want to find some place more your speed?"

They aren't into games like the teenyboppers, in my experience.
Posted by SabiDojo
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Member since Nov 2010
83937 posts
Posted on 8/6/15 at 11:45 am to
Have you dumped your fat girlfriend yet?
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136811 posts
Posted on 8/6/15 at 11:45 am to
"I am looking for neither a nurse nor a purse."
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68313 posts
Posted on 8/6/15 at 11:45 am to


I guess it has been a while. I still remember your stupid high school drama like it was yesterday though. Time flies
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28182 posts
Posted on 8/6/15 at 11:47 am to
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I'm 23 fricker I grew up on this board.


How is it then that you have zero game?
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