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Pick 5 celebrities to put into a colosseum and fight to the death. Who wins?

Posted on 2/18/16 at 10:21 am
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124287 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 10:21 am
They can be alive or dead and you can have them armed any way you wish.

Who do you pick, who wins and how do the others meet their fate? (The more graphic the better)


BEGIN!

This post was edited on 2/18/16 at 10:37 am
Posted by toosleaux
Stuck in Baton Rouge traffic
Member since Dec 2007
9213 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 10:22 am to
Bruh that's like way too much thinking. 10? How bout 3.
Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 10:22 am to
John Wayne... kills the other 9 - no contest
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
20384 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 10:23 am to
How many kardashians are there?
Posted by heartofchrome
Member since Sep 2015
22 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 10:23 am to
Badass thread
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 10:23 am to
quote:

Who do you pick, who wins and how do the others meet their fate? (The more graphic the better)


Should I write a novel? TLDW
Posted by WILDTURKEYisgood
Madisonville
Member since Aug 2010
3320 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 10:24 am to
The expendables, no weapons
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124287 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 10:26 am to
Kanye West-gets rectally impaled by a large diameter drill bit
Jaden Smith-stabbed through the eyes by mirrors
Laci Green-chokes to death on Bruce Jenner's dick after trying to defend trannies
Bruce Jenner-mauled to death by a midget in an exo-suit


And the winner is...Peter Dinklage in his robo armor. He makes a throne from the bodies of the fallen.
I'll think of more.
This post was edited on 2/18/16 at 10:38 am
Posted by DrunkenStuporMan
The Mothership
Member since Dec 2012
5855 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 10:27 am to
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How many kardashians are there?
Them vs The Mountain from GoT.
Posted by Phil A Sheo
equinsu ocha
Member since Aug 2011
12166 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 10:27 am to
Kanye..8 other race baiters and Chuck fricking Norris
This post was edited on 2/18/16 at 11:02 am
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18147 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 10:27 am to
cant wait!

Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67590 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 10:30 am to
idk if she is a celebrity but I want Nancy Grace to lose
Posted by ChewyDante
Member since Jan 2007
16923 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 10:30 am to
quote:

Kanye West-gets rectally impaled by a large diameter drill bit
Jaden Smith-stabbed through the eyes by mirrors


I don't feel like thinking up a 10 person list, but these two are numbers one and two on my list. And if either of them were to win I would treat it like a bullfighting match and have them put down anyway.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101920 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 10:41 am to
Kanye is a given. I'd probably choose the 9 most badass celebrities to go in with him to ensure that he doesn't get out alive.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67111 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 10:43 am to
Kanye West
Justin Bieber
Taylor Swift
The longhaird guy from Florida/Georgia Line
Miley Cyrus

I hope no one wins
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 10:44 am to
As long as Gwyneth Paltrow is set on fire and Alec Baldwin kills her by trying to stomp her out, I don't care what else happens.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108746 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 10:47 am to
Kanye
Hillary Clinton
Al Sharpton
Justin Bieber
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi

al-Baghdadi ends the fight with a 1st round suicide bomb that kills them all.
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 10:50 am to
Terd, I've never really thought about it before, but what is the guy supposed to be doing with the hose and the toilet in your sig pic?
Posted by RealityTiger
Geismar, LA
Member since Jan 2010
20446 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 10:51 am to
Kanye West
Sean Penn
Spike Lee
Caitlyn Jenner
Jaden Smith

Sean Penn wins, but is sniped in the head by one of El Chapo's hit men in the victory celebration.
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 10:52 am to
quote:

Kanye West
Sean Penn
Spike Lee
Caitlyn Jenner
Jaden Smith


Bruce Jenner is the only athletic one in that bunch. I think he takes the others easily.
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