re: phrases you just don't hear anymore

"Thank you"

Jabroni

I wouldn’t frick her with your dicc if you paid me
Fits like socks on a rooster
That sucker is harder than wood pecker lips
Sweating like a ——gger trying to read
Fuked up like a soup sammich
Bout as fuked up as a goat roping
shite more complicated than chinese algebra
She can suck the chrome of a trailer ball
She can suck a golf ball through a hose pipe

Well I guess those don’t qualify cus I hear them all the time

It’s raining pitchforks and _______er babies.

Ma’am and sir

I was going to say pshaw, pshaw but then I just “heard” it in the oh noz there’s gonna be a salt shortage thread.

“I’m willing to work hard for my desired lifestyle”

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"One half six dozen the other."

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It’s “six one way, half dozen the other.”

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I had a friend (from the boonies) who used to say, "It's ten of one, or a dozen of the other". I never bothered to correct him, and now I use it when I reference two things that are different instead of things that are the same.

"Boy," "girl," "man," " woman".